one guard lies
whimsical idiot boyfriend
shipping discourse
I would die with honour at the hands of a fool
clever
clippy tattoo
marge and homer shit
ancient flute
good boy
book rec
cooking vs cooked
hard lime difficult time
quitting the monastery
FTM
mcdonalds
a little bit of monica
I want that twink obliterated
europeans live longer
doctor cockroach
feeling old yet?
human chicken
you're gay
legit 10/10 display and curation practices here
divorce themed restaurant
thomas cromwell
when your stomach is really mad at you
this could happen
dolphins
sexiest man alive
extra virgin
the exact opposite problem of when people name babies instead of future adults
lowest point
no fucks to give
jonah
behold a chicken
red flag
cain and abel
the street cleaner
le miserable
surgeon whose rare and sickly pet lizard only eats human testicles
deutsche bahn
now the toyota is king of england
sexting while british
things heating up in the pediatricians waiting room
stupid name for a baby
rat in the grain
galapagos finches
lootdrops
corporate memphis art
a beautiful and true picture
Ozy'mandias
crazy frog
the cuck chair

@stavvers

I just tried to scroll to the top of this thread to find out whats happening... i want to be mad and be like "that was mean" but it wasnt and its brilliant, whatevers going on here, dont stop now 🫶

@stavvers

I can’t stop laughing and the tiny grey cat is looking at me like Im insane.

@stavvers Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair! 

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Wouldn't put past the current generation of parents. Apparently there are people who have, this year, named their son Awesome.

Can't find the link to post here, but if you need it, I'll find it.

@stavvers blue is underhated. All I'm gonna say
@stavvers fights in the littlespace community are heating up it seems :D

@stavvers

Toyota Camelot sounds pretty legit

@stavvers is this how we ended up with the car industry ruling all of Germany

@schratze @stavvers I'm so old, I remember when German trains has a reputation for being extremely reliable.

There were still cars bloody everywhere.

@celesteh @stavvers the car industry has ruled us for over a century at this point.

There were fewer cars and they were smaller and lighter, but they were less efficient, the gas was full of lead, and the concept of pedestrian zones didn't exist yet. Things were bad in a different way

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a toyota's a toyota (and the king of england)
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Mike's Toyota-based dentistry scares me.

@stavvers that would be an improvement really...

A functionally useful monarch? inconceivable.

@stavvers As long as you don't bring dumbass's hyperloop thing into it.

@stavvers Shit... I'd be more impressed with "he came nearly as hard as women can"

I've had my mind completely blown, but never have I ever convulsed or screamed in ecstacy.

It's not enough to make up for the shit women have to put up with daily, but it sure is something.

I'm a lil jelly, honestly, always have been

@stavvers thinking about how i hit one of my gfs with a DB orgasm last time we had sex
@stavvers This has just made me realise there's another joke in Electric Callboy's Tekkno Train song, where the announcer apologises for an early arrival.
@stavvers @hagbard Don’t forget: you expect it to arrive at one platform but then there’s the possibility it arrives unexpectedly at a completely different one
@stavvers Only Americans fucked him, because his orgasms were awesome by comparison