Mastodawn

Five people have completed ircpuzzles, will you be one of them?

https://blog.ircpuzzles.org/2026/04/2026-april-fools-live/

#IRC #ircpuzzles #Puzzle #Puzzles #April #AprilFools #AprilFoolsDay #AprilFool #competition #April1st #IRCv3

2026 April Fool's Puzzle Competition Is Now LIVE

We are happy to present the 2026 #ircpuzzles April Fool's Puzzle Competition on Libera.Chat! The theme this year is nature! To begin, please join #ircpuzzles-2026-afpc-01 with key "nature" Most IRC clients should let you join with the command: /join #ircpuzzles-2026-afpc-01 nature Please join us in #ircpuzzles on Libera.Chat …

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Zorz Studios 2d ago

Thypoch announced an #AICamera and it might not be a joke: https://zorz.it/tkJWw

#JeremyGray #Thypoch #AprilFoolsDay #APSC #camera #CompactCamera #joke #PhotoIndustry #prank #equipment

Peter Czanik 3d ago

Why "#syslog_ng can do 7 million EPS" was announced on #AprilFoolsDay? It is a completely valid result. However, it was measured not in a #production, but in a #laboratory environment.

https://peter.czanik.hu/posts/new-toy-1st-of-april-syslog-ng-performance-tests/

So, it's an absolutely stunning result, just impossible in production.

My new toy: April 1 syslog-ng performance tests

Almost 15 years ago, Balabit had a campaign, stating that syslog-ng could process 650k messages a second. Now I am happy to present 7 million EPS (events per second). Timing the announcement to April 1 is not a coincidence :-) While the 650k EPS measurement was true, it was misleading. This value was measured right after syslog-ng 3.2 introduced multi-threading, in lab environment, under optimal circumstances, using synthetic log messages. However, there was no fine print explaining this, just the statement that syslog-ng could process 650k EPS.

The Mirror: News, Sport, Celebrity & Entertainment 4d ago

Police officers suspended after 'suspect throws baby out of car window'

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/police-officers-suspended-after-suspect-36976801

Global News Regina 4d ago

Be careful what you believe this April Fools’ Day
Watch your back, you may find yourself the butt of a April Fools' Day Joke if you don't double check posts and announcements online
#Entertainment #Lifestyle #AprilFoolsDay
https://globalnews.ca/news/11756063/be-careful-what-you-believe-this-april-fools-day/

GIMP 5d ago

For those who wondered, yes, the “news” about GIMP finally supporting EGA 16-colour mode was an April Fool joke, along with the new memory-efficient 0-bit coluor mode.

#GIMP #AprilFools #april_fools #AprilFoolsDay

VinFurr 🇳🇴5d ago

Remember folks. do not greet friendly attempts with hostility. if something does not suits your taste, just say it does not alight with your humor. Being hostile over this is completely unecessary and only makes things worse

#AprilFoolsDay #AprilFools