it wasn't me
serving cnut
doctor fisher
detect likely gender
outknit saddam
two jerk tony
lethal the soul snatcher
august
watching lord of the rings for the first time
two thousand and twenty four
sparkling homunculus
why did you learn finnish
this is what happens when you don't eat your vegetables
good advice, probably
elon musk and grimes
shoplifter role play blog
just adequate
pets vs keyboards
this place is amazing
fish aesthetics
straight up monkin it
bob wire
netflix
bidet
frotting
drag his feet and pussy around
having a cat is great
painting bart
a map of the polish-lithuanian commonwealth
yuri
ship of theseus
my beautiful lucerne hammer
temu labiaplasty
normal interaction on this website
horny for count olaf
timothee chalamet
target the child
rationalist secret base
harmlessly bother cat
pompeyspuppygirl
chess balance patch
the english language's first and only kanji
listen to me now
shipping
dommed by the narrative
last meal
female president
female knight
officially an archaeologist
how ponify ruined my life
emigrating from the fae kingdom
big boat myth
major shlong
actually johnlock was always endgame
heard you want to get painted
simpsons episode
ravenous cone worms
no one prepares you for that
hitachi
assigned gay at billing
lions can jump 36 feet
@stavvers I am offended at the shocking lack of exchange rate understanding.
@stavvers Some seeing the € mark and just assuming it's means ¢
@stavvers
sticker idea:
sticker for your wand reading my other ride is a Hitatchi and a picture of an Ingram Unit 1 from Patlabor
@stavvers I love @foone so much for stuff like this, I still quote the forklift certified line randomly at inappropriate times
@stavvers much of the UK's recent express trains are also made by Hitachi
@jackeric @stavvers something something rail replacement service

@stavvers

@foone you matter of factly gremlin, how is it that you can say simple truths and they still come out incredibly witty?

@Archivist @stavvers I have a lot of practice as being amusing on the internet
@stavvers Nissan are alive and well in the Battletech universe (and GE, Mitsubishi) so Hitatchi being around isn't that much of a stretch and yeah I kinda want that as a decal in my battletech game.
@stavvers alas that Hitachi no longer makes the Hitachi (sold it off to someone else quite a while back).

@stavvers
@leyrer

I feel like I need to have a kid and call them Tachi, so everyone can say Hi, Tachi!

@stavvers For some reason, Hitachi divested themselves of their most beloved product.
@stavvers It's our hero, VLC-Man/Woman
@stavvers thanks for sharing. Where is raptorific to be found? I’d love to follow anyone who calls the show runner “president”!
@stavvers I feel like this would be a great allegory for certain aspects of our general cultural crisis.
@stavvers
👍
That would be VERY appropriate for Doctor Who! It's exactly the sort of thing you could explain away with weird "time anomalies" and what-not, and yet has real-world metaphorical implications.

@TerryHancock @stavvers

I feel like we'd learn the Ancient Thing is using his nuclear plant to power the device keeping this status quo - which is also keeping him effectively immortal.

Excellent.

@stavvers This genuinely feels like the kind of premise that Rob Shearman would have made an absolutely killer Big Finish serial out of.
@stavvers ha ha, i thought this was a critique of pop music. wait is that what this is?

@stavvers

I'd watch the heck out of this.

Can he drop me off in the Lisa Simpson as president timeline on his way out?

@stavvers "The entire town is a fixed point in time and space!"
@stavvers “Lots of planets have a Springfield”
Feels as legit an idea as Muppet Lord of the Rings.
@stavvers Wait this just sounds like my town.
@stavvers the cruelty of stardom in an age of permanently recorded and replayable performances. The movie stars and rock stars have to endure everyone reacting to someone they have long since ceased to be, may never have been outside of celluloid or vinyl. The current Dylan biopic shows some of the cracks this causes in ones psyche. The audience has a role in this distortion.
@stavvers
i absolutely can imagine

@stavvers
totally ignorant though. while i'm interested in how most businesses operate, info on sex work is pretty thin.

anyway, i hope sadclowncentral's new career change takes off

@stavvers New euphemism for “pegging” just dropped.
@stavvers this gets better on each reading
@stavvers I had to look it up, and it does seem Major Stephen Harriman Long was real.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long%27s_Expedition_of_1820
Long's Expedition of 1820 - Wikipedia

@stavvers
“How was that porn?”

“Eh, the plot was weak but there was major shlong.”

The Lonely Island - I'm On A Boat (Explicit Version) ft. T-Pain (Official Video)

YouTube
@stavvers paging @TheBreadmonkey and his Prue Leith fantasies

@afewbugs @stavvers

😂, but also..... I'm listening....

@stavvers Ooh, now I'm actually wondering about other kanji-like characters used in English! Off the top there's @ (at) and & (and) which are relatively commonly used in sentences as if they were the words they represent. Especially &.
@stavvers ...awsefthojikasehdfgojklawyhesroi;tg uyhaweoilrgt
@stavvers I have been eaten by some kind of Linux or something
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theresa
make your own foot scrub
my roommate is a pulley
boomgasm
losing blood
the first rule of baking
calling me a slur would've been easier
post cunt
grope-nheimer
rorschach test
tricky dick
testicle refund
tiramisu
bill and ted
tes THDPSSSSPS
the information withholder
salem witch premium
@stavvers Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw god 😆😩😩😆
@stavvers The better quality fire and ad-free witness testimonies

@stavvers

I keep seeing this toot on one of my lists and every single time, I misread it as "Salem Witch Perinium", and think it must have something to do with the Vagina Museum

@stavvers that took me a few seconds omg
@stavvers th+sigma theta+d+psi+s+s+sigma+psi
almost mixed up phi and psi
@stavvers This is even funnier given the actual plot of the movie
@stavvers Unless they are Bodhisattvas and chose to stay behind and help others transcend? (Once they actually learn to play guitar)
@stavvers they are committed to not leave samsara until all leave samsara
@stavvers
Didnlt that guy there, on the left grow up a little and become Neo?
@stavvers What about their characters is enlightened?

@stavvers

*Banjo has been slain by this image*

@stavvers "eyyy boss, so what will it be today, the usual?
- just one ball today chief"
@stavvers There's a grindcore band that could be named after that, y'know
@stavvers My dad got billed for three cataract surgeries despite resolutely persisting in having only two eyes.
Just shows how routinely USian healthcare overcharges people. It's not usually so easy to catch.
@stavvers The fact it says Trans Date too
@stavvers I instantly heard the Sesame Street Count laughing after the second “three balls” 😭
@stavvers surgeons scramble to try to find out where extra testicle came from
@stavvers ah yes the infamous middle ball

@stavvers The word "jądro" has a few meanings in Polish.
It could be core. Please note, sometimes "rdzeń" is being used instead, depending on the context.
It could be nucleus. Of an atom.
Or it could be a testicle.

So, in Polish, nuclear physics and testicular physics are the same phrase: fizyka jądrowa.

Now, imagine being a physics teacher for 17 years old boys, telling them about nuclear physics.

And we have not even got to colliding the nuclei.

@agturcz @stavvers spare a thought for my chemistry teacher introducing "strained ring" compounds in the organic chemistry module
@agturcz @stavvers is this jadro cognate with hadron as in the Large Hadron Collider?

@salvae23 @agturcz @stavvers absolutely nothing to do with it, and the j in Polish isn't pronounced like the j in Spanish lol

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/j%C4%85dro

jądro - Wiktionary, the free dictionary

Wiktionary
@agturcz It's not gay if the nuclei don't collide
@stavvers @puppygirlhornypost2 have you read or seen the film version of Radio Free Albemuth,
@stavvers "Richard the Treacherous" seems far more apropos.
@stavvers Must've used a different deck for me.

@stavvers

I don't know why I needed to see that, but I must have somehow, because it made me LOL uncontrollably for nearly a full minute.

@stavvers 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@stavvers (tents fingers) innnnnnteresting
@stavvers i would enjoy talking to that person.
What a fascinating window into different world.

@stavvers hey I know I am quite annoying with this one, but I feel like your thread only gets better every time I see it in here

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@stavvers Used to work with a Theresa Green. That’s a fun name.