Mastodawn

I know, right...?!

Where are we with that...? Are you #ProjectManaging #IT or am I...?

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PSiReN-X Feb 21, 2023

#IT's #CoffeeTime and #RedBeanBear has been #Working on his #ProjectManaging...

He has #FluffForBrains and his #Mind is #FullOfRainbows...

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We've #Finished our #ProjectManaging for #Today, and #IT might be #Time to #HeadDownToTheShed to #HitThingsWithHammers for a bit...

We're #SoGlad we #RebuiltIT last year; #IT's a #GoodShed...

#IT's #Great for #HittingThingsWithHammers in...

We'll have #Biscuits for #Later...

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Also...

#BTW: #IF you're #Interested in #OutcomeMapping...

I've got a #WholeSlide on #IT #InMyDeck...

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0kP074Mw0k

You can #BlameEurovision if you #Like; #IT won't #AffectTheOutcome

Are we #BeingMoreViking, yet?

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Rasmussen - Higher Ground - Denmark - LIVE - Grand Final - Eurovision 2018

Rasmussen - Higher Ground - Denmark - LIVE - Grand Final - Eurovision 2018

YouTube

https://twitter.com/PearRaider/status/1410949239543406592

#BTW: #ThisHappened

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PSiReN-X on Twitter

“Of #OneThing I'm #VeryGrateful from this #Experience...”

Twitter

https://twitter.com/PearRaider/status/1486671314953945095

And, #ThisAlsoHappened | #TrueStory

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PSiReN-X (@PearRaider) on X

#Apparently... Taking #AllTheRisk for #ZeroReward is #Worth coming out of #Retirement for...

X (formerly Twitter)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcX2m6P-Zjs

And, #IT's not like there's an #NHSRecruitmentCrisis happening or #Anything...

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The Best Ambient ~ Lab's Cloud ~ Profondita ~Menkalian ~Dreaming Cooper (Gala.Z mix) 2021

The best Ambient ~ Lab's Cloud ~ Profondita ~Menkalian ~Dreaming Cooper (Gala.Z mix) 2021

YouTube

Feb 6, 2024

https://twitter.com/PearRaider/status/1486671314953945095

#NotSo #RandomThought...

#IWonder for #HowMuchLonger the #NHS expects to be able to pay for #Professionals in #ClapsAndCakeAndBadges... | #LookNoQuestionMark

#IT's #CertainlyNot #Worth #ComingOut of #Retirement for because of #AllTheRisk

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PSiReN-X (@PearRaider) on X

#Apparently... Taking #AllTheRisk for #ZeroReward is #Worth coming out of #Retirement for...

X (formerly Twitter)

#IF you can't #Recruit and #Retain your #Staff; #Then you #Lose all your #Investment in them and your #RecruitmentProcess, and you have to #RecruitAgain...

#TrueFacts | #ForScience

#HaveFun on your #RaceToTheBottom...

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We've #Finished our #ProjectManaging for #Today, and #IT might be #Time to #HeadDownToTheShed to #HitThingsWithHammers for a bit...

We're #SoGlad we #RebuiltIT last year; #IT's a #GoodShed...

#IT's #Great for #HittingThingsWithHammers in...

We'll have #Biscuits for #Later...

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Also...

#BTW: #IF you're #Interested in #OutcomeMapping...

I've got a #WholeSlide on #IT #InMyDeck...

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0kP074Mw0k

You can #BlameEurovision if you #Like; #IT won't #AffectTheOutcome

Are we #BeingMoreViking, yet?

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Rasmussen - Higher Ground - Denmark - LIVE - Grand Final - Eurovision 2018

Rasmussen - Higher Ground - Denmark - LIVE - Grand Final - Eurovision 2018

YouTube

https://twitter.com/PearRaider/status/1410949239543406592

#BTW: #ThisHappened

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PSiReN-X on Twitter

“Of #OneThing I'm #VeryGrateful from this #Experience...”

Twitter

https://twitter.com/PearRaider/status/1486671314953945095

And, #ThisAlsoHappened | #TrueStory

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PSiReN-X (@PearRaider) on X

#Apparently... Taking #AllTheRisk for #ZeroReward is #Worth coming out of #Retirement for...

X (formerly Twitter)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcX2m6P-Zjs

And, #IT's not like there's an #NHSRecruitmentCrisis happening or #Anything...

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The Best Ambient ~ Lab's Cloud ~ Profondita ~Menkalian ~Dreaming Cooper (Gala.Z mix) 2021

The best Ambient ~ Lab's Cloud ~ Profondita ~Menkalian ~Dreaming Cooper (Gala.Z mix) 2021

YouTube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKKeMBdL5hM

PSiReN-X Mar 5, 2023

#IT's not #Something that #BothersMe that much; because, #YouKnow... #BeingRight is #SuperAwesome

#TrueFact | #HaveFun | #StaySafe | #TryNotToKillAnyone #NoPromises

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London Grammar: Greatest Hits

LondonGrammar Best Songs Full Album - LondonGrammar Greatest Hits

YouTube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTCP4S1dqwA

PSiReN-X Mar 7, 2023

You can #BlameEurovision if you #Like; #IT won't #AffectTheOutcome...

"#IT don't come easy, and #IT don't come cheap..."

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Isaiah - Don't Come Easy (Australia) LIVE at the Grand Final of the 2017 Eurovision Song Contest

Isaiah - Don't Come Easy (Australia) LIVE at the Grand Final of the 2017 Eurovision Song Contest

YouTube

PSiReN-X Mar 7, 2023

"#IT don't come easy, and #IT don't come cheap..."

#ToldYouSo | #BlameEurovision and, particularly, #BlameTicketmaster

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdyQ-ebzFgk

PSiReN-X Mar 7, 2023

#MyBestRecommendation is:

#StayAtHome (#IF you have one) and #WatchIT on #TheTelly, with #Pizza and #Beer

That's what we do...

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Michela - Chameleon - Malta 🇲🇹 - Official Music Video - Eurovision 2019

Michela - Chameleon - Malta 🇲🇹 - Official Music Video - Eurovision 2019

YouTube

Feb 6, 2024

https://twitter.com/PearRaider/status/1486671314953945095

#NotSo #RandomThought...

#IWonder for #HowMuchLonger the #NHS expects to be able to pay for #Professionals in #ClapsAndCakeAndBadges... | #LookNoQuestionMark

#IT's #CertainlyNot #Worth #ComingOut of #Retirement for because of #AllTheRisk

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PSiReN-X (@PearRaider) on X

#Apparently... Taking #AllTheRisk for #ZeroReward is #Worth coming out of #Retirement for...

X (formerly Twitter)

Feb 6, 2024

#IF you can't #Recruit and #Retain your #Staff; #Then you #Lose all your #Investment in them and your #RecruitmentProcess, and you have to #RecruitAgain...

#TrueFacts | #ForScience

#HaveFun on your #RaceToTheBottom...

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https://www.nhsemployers.org/articles/pay-scales-202324

Mar 2, 2024

#Meanwhile...

#IF (and #IT's a #VeryBIG #IF) you're #WonderingWhy the #NHS continues to #Struggle to #RecruitAndRetain its #Staff...

Let's #ThinkAboutThat...

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Pay scales for 2023/24

NHS terms and conditions annual, hourly and HCAS pay values scales for 2023/24

NHS Employers

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#IndenturedServitude or #What...?!

#IndenturedServitude; or,

#What...?

#What; or,

#IndenturedServitude...?

Poll ended at Mar 23 at 11:25am.

https://vmst.io/@PSiReN/109918880605497264

#ThisAlsoHappened: #IT #DefinitelyHappened...

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PSiReN-X (@PSiReN@vmst.io)

And, #ThisAlsoHappened | #TrueStory 🧙⚔️🤖🐺🤖⚔️🧙 | 🥪🦹🥓🦄🥓🦹🥪 https://twitter.com/PearRaider/status/1486671314953945095

vmst·io

https://twitter.com/PearRaider/status/1486671314953945095

#IT's #True... #IT #DefinitelyHappened... #TrueTrueTuesday

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PSiReN-X (@PearRaider) on X

#Apparently... Taking #AllTheRisk for #ZeroReward is #Worth coming out of #Retirement for...

X (formerly Twitter)

#YouKnow what's #AlsoTrue...

#AboutThisTime... #LastYear, I also #Interviewed for a #Post within the #NHS; #ScoredPerfectly and the #Feedback was #OverwhelminglyPositive (which was #NICE); but... The #SuccessfulCandidate was #AlreadyWorking within the #NHS; #So, the #Post was #Offered to "them"...

#NoHarmNoFoul; that's the way #TheCookieCrumbles... #Sometimes...

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#FunnyThing is; I #Interviewed for #TheSamePost with #TheSameRecruiter with #TheSameRecruitmentPanel within a #Year...

#So... #TheSuccessfulCandidate did not last #InPost for #OneWholeYear; "they" left another #PostVacant; #Abandoned "their" #NewPost and #TheRecruitmentMerryGoRound went #AroundAgain...

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We rattled through some of the opening questions, which went fine but because they were #ShortOfTime I was trying to keep my answers as comprehensive and as short as possible.

The thing is; by the time we got to the third question, they were asking me things I’d already covered in the previous two… By the time we got to the 7th and 8th questions, I’d already answered them in earlier responses… At one point, the #RecruitmentLead said “Imagine you’re at a dinner party and you’re explaining to me what you think the role covers…”

Without skipping a beat, I simply said that I was imagining that I was at a job interview where I’d already answered that question 5-times… We did have a bit of a chuckle and laugh it off; but, I don’t think it went down too well.

#TrueStory; but, #IF the #NHS is going to #WasteMyTime, I #Might as #Well #EnjoyIT...

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Mar 6, 2024

#TopTip: #OnlyForProfessionals; especially for #HealthAndSocialCareProfessionals...

#IF you are going to #Undertake a #CompetencyBased-#Interview; try to be just a #LittleBit #Competent... #IF you can't be #Competent; try to #Find a #CompetentPerson to #HelpYou...

#Perhaps... #AlsoConsider: #ParityOfEsteem

#YouAreWelcome

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https://psiren.eu/@PSiReN/111624887669978212

I've #SaidSo #Before and I'll #Happily #SaySo #Again...

"#Volunteering... Is a fantastic opportunity to #NotGetPaid for your #Work..." | #YoureWelcome

You can #QuoteMe on that; but, you #MostProbablyWont

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PSiReN-X :verified_paw: (@PSiReN@psiren.eu)

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#MastodonSpyBalloon

https://twitter.com/PearRaider/status/1391315446134190080

I've #SaidSo #Before and I'll #Happily #SaySo #Again... And, #Again...

"#Volunteering... Is a fantastic opportunity to #NotGetPaid for your #Work..." | #YoureWelcome

You can #QuoteMe on that; but, you #MostProbablyWont

Let's see if #UpsettingRoyalMarines is #Still in #MySkillSet...

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PSiReN-X (@PearRaider) on X

"#Volunteering with us is a fantastic opportunity to #NotGetPaid for your #Work..." | #GoodLuckWithThat #DontDrownOrAnything | #AllTurbinesMatter 🧙⚔️🤖🐺🤖⚔️🧙 | 🚁🦄🚁

X (formerly Twitter)

https://vmst.io/@PSiReN/109930310657619335

Sep 1, 2024

Let's see if #UpsettingRoyalMarines is #Still in #MySkillSet...

#Yup... #StillGotIT...

#AllRugbySocksMatter

"#BeingRight is #SuperAwesome™️"

- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616)

And, #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool...

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PSiReN-X (@PSiReN@vmst.io)

Attached: 1 image @DarryB@mastodon.world You're #Right! They #DefinitelyDo...! #AllRugbySocksMatter "#BeingRight is #SuperAwesome" - Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) 🧙⚔️ 🤖🐺🤖⚔️🧙 | ☕🎠🦹🦄🦹🎠☕

vmst·io

Jan 3