RE: https://mastodon.social/@arstechnica/116262714446629405

#DontPanic; #NoOneCares...

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#TrueFacts #StillTrue #TruthHurts #SucksToBeYou

#ByWay of a #GoodFork...

We have #LeftOvers... #WeLoveLeftovers... ๐Ÿงก

#WeHavePlans for #TheRemainsOfTheChicken...

#TheBreastMeat will be #Folded into a #Melange of #Pasta; #CherryTomatoes and #Walnuts in a #LightPesto for #Tomorrow; while #TheChickenStock will #FormTheBasis of a #Batch of #ChickenNoodleSoup to be #Frozen for #Later... #TheLegs and #Wings will be #Performing a #GroupEnsemble in a #Pie... #AtSomePoint...

#UseTheWholeChicken; #NothingIsTrulyWasted, even when you're #CompletelyWasted...

#TrueStory | #StillTrueโ„ข๏ธ

#TryNot to #UpSetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules; #TheNewRules...

There'll be #AnotherNewYear soon...

Have a #ChristmasChocolate; even though, #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#LetsPlay... #Spot the #FountainPen...!

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#HowToCoffee #Stuff #StuffingStuff #TheFuture #Prophecy

#BTW: #IThink #IT's #FairToSay and #StillTrueโ„ข๏ธ that the #SystemAdmins at #vmst aren't #NecessarilyHomophobic; #JustIncompetent and the #SubstandardDaryls can't even #ShitStraight... #SadButTrue | #LivesAndFamilies

#So... #FuckEm... #HarshButFairComment

#HappyHappy #ScienceFictionDay...! #ScienceFact

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#BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean #AnotherPrideMonth #EULaw #DigitalServicesAct

#Meanwhile...

Have the #AngryIncels at #vmst #SaidAnything #Funny or #Interesting... #Ever...

#Nope... #StillNopeโ„ข๏ธ ...

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#DontPanic #NoOneCares #StillTrue #CompareAndContrast

#IT's a #TrueTrueTuesday, y'all...

#StillTrueโ„ข๏ธ

And, #TheFediverseRemembers...

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano...

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#Still #DoodSmurf...! #LeSmurf | #LateStageLotRO #LotROStillSmurf

Have the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG complied with #EULaw, yet? | #StillNopeโ„ข๏ธ

#Quote: "#TheLittleLotROPixies are going to be #Deported to #ElSalvador because of #AllTheFraud..."

But, #That's #OK; #NoOneCares...

#Stroopwafels are #PermeantlyBanned... And, #DogsCanLookUp... #IT's #True... #StillTrueโ„ข๏ธ

#DoodSmurf has a #Following and #MordorHasFallen... #AlsoTrue

#DontForget to #HashtagAllTheSmurfs and #DiscordIsForImbeciles...

#IT's also #StillNotYule... #FictionalChristmas | #SmellMySmurf ยฎ๏ธ with #TheRightStaffโ„ข๏ธ

#WeStandWithPSiReN | #LotROStillDown #DeadGame

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMidMorningBiscuitNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews, and #SomeWeather...

#TheBiscuitSituationโ„ข๏ธ is #StillStable... There are also #ChristmasChocolates; even though, #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#TheBFF has #Confirmed that #IT's #SaladWeather; #So... We're #AllEatingSalad... #WarmSnozzidgeSalad... With #Snozzidges...

#TrueStory... #IT's #NotEven a #TrueTrueTuesday; #IT's #OnlyMonday... But, #IT's #StillTrueโ„ข๏ธ

#BewareTheWidgets...

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#TheMultiverse is #Unstable; #PleaseTryAgain... #Later... #LaterLater...

We're going to need #MoreMultiverses...

And, #TheFediverseRemembers...

#TrueFact... #StillTrueโ„ข๏ธ

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