three whole entire years
christmas decorations
worm time
the special effects look too cheesy
productive discourse and growth
book rec
pavlov training
horny and verbose historical love letters
on this weekend a year ago...
judas himself numbers himself among my compatriots
fucked up looking squirrel
gävle goat
mike with a haircut
not gonna repost the post this was a comment on (some banal inspirational story) but this comment alone deserves hall of fame status
dylan
mad scientist ethics board
fever
both switches
nanotubes
pretending sports doesn't exist
a boat wrote this
that's just grass
squirrels in the walls
scars
step aside, hemingway
demon light
reindeer herder
not a collar
the story of my birth
happy christmas adam everyone
zachary zoetrope
horny walter
new layer
callout post
they did this to that one band
probably the worst that anything has ever aged
why is there so much sexual tension in this pic
yeah i can host
temporary stitches
guy who just hates him
green day
ageless blogs
sean cuntery
buddhism
cloth barista wire barista
gorilla with autism
the other six penis sins
every day is the only day you can reblog this
the four humours
blorbo the shitface
we've narrowed it down
great pictures of birds
a modern day dickens
tumblrina boy for twitter boy
nato phonetic alphabet
santa with a sack full of ass
@stavvers just another day at the Apple Store
@internetsdairy might have violated the iNut warranty
@stavvers an Apple sex arse would no doubt have some weird shaped proprietary non standard hole. Interesting launch demo tho
@stavvers Cory Doctorow complaining how AI has brought enshittification to the sex arse user experience (I'm sorry)
@stavvers Well if "sack full of ass" isn't my new catchphrase for the next few weeks I don't even know why I'd be able to justify living
@stavvers There will be a day, when I will binge this glorious thread. Thank you.

@stavvers

Today is the sort of day where I *really* benefited from rediscovering this thread.

@stavvers historiography at its most pure 😍
@stavvers Don't forget Earth, Air, Fire, and Water. 🙂

@stavvers

Oh man, that brings back memories of medieval studies back in college.

@stavvers The hidden element to rule them all : estrogen ~ (some human produce less than others)

@stavvers Totally!

And by the way have you ever seen a pairing of the major hormones to Jungian or Greek Mythological archetypes? Shouldn't that be a thing?

@stavvers @stevegis_ssg It kinda does sound like balancing yee olde humors, doing your zodiac, or doing your Maiers-Brigs. ☺️

@stavvers

Caffeine, alcohol, benzodiazepines, fluoxetine, cannabis, opioids...

@stavvers Oh! Good to know. I thought they were Goucho, Harpo, Chico, and Gummo.

@stavvers

What about endorphins and oxytocin?

@Zumbador @stavvers are you a witch? That sounds like witchery to me! 😂
@stavvers Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Adreneline Nation attacked.
@stavvers I am now listening to Rosetta Stone. (Adrenaline)
@stavvers That's not that coincidental. Before the discovery of infectious agents like bacteria and viruses, the best hypothesis for disease that people could come up with was imbalances in the body's internal equilibrium. We just now have _slightly_ better empirical evidence for the substances in question.

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All I knows is I need more of them in my brain

@stavvers an idea whose time has come and gone and come again and gone again and then come again...
@stavvers it does kinda sound like that
@stavvers And the demonic humor, by the dark one, adrenochrome!
@stavvers - I have had a penis my entire life, and this point had never occurred to me. Very curious. Thank you.
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medieval backstreet boys
gay talking heads
god save the quing
car/owner bond
school gymnastics: a tragicomedy
an npc in one of his nightmares
pet play
xoskeleton
it wasn't me
serving cnut
doctor fisher
detect likely gender
outknit saddam
two jerk tony
lethal the soul snatcher
august
watching lord of the rings for the first time
two thousand and twenty four
sparkling homunculus
why did you learn finnish
this is what happens when you don't eat your vegetables
@stavvers Honestly a good question, I think the Finns just should refuse.
@stavvers omg no way this is exactly why I learned dutch, small world tbh
@stavvers Same with German, knowing äöüß makes it much easier to fill out your Einkommensteuervorauszahlungsformularvordruck
@stavvers reminds me of a joke: The six-year-old sits at dinner, grumpily speaking their first words ever: "Soup's cold." The family is thrilled: "OMG so you *can* talk? Why didn't you all the time??" - "Nothing to talk about."
@stavvers what a coincidence, I learned it for the same reason
@stavvers for Jews it's just the Golem for the Goyim.
@stavvers And 'Sparkling Homunculus' is a great band name
@stavvers Why I'm never leaving Tumblr chapters MMMDCCLV - MMMDCCLVIII.
@stavvers New burlesque performer name just dropped.
@stavvers oh my god we finally achieved the dream, we’re living in a minor Philip K. Dick novel
@stavvers Where's the rest of the story?
@stavvers I enjoyed this posting on the Federated Universe system.
@stavvers Having been born this month (but diff year)... accurate AF.
@stavvers If this banner is flashing then you've won a free Saddam
@stavvers True fact: Even though the text explicitly says that it's talking about an ad, it took me like two minutes to even notice that there was a banner there, let alone realize that it was relevant to the text.
@stavvers why knitting? Did he take up knitting in prison or something
@stavvers its just reminding me that that difference between 2000 internet and 2005 internet was absolutely massive. Like going from biplanes to jet fighters.
@stavvers this are old posts so the images sometimes don't load well and I just read the alt-text (thank you for your service o7), but I NEED to see this one
@stavvers I can't live up to these unrealistic beauty standards

@stavvers

Die Seite stuft ein altes Bild von mir vor Transition (MTF) als 97% weiblich ein, wahrscheinlich weil ich ein rosa Hemd anhatte und Blumen im Hintergrud waren.

Finde interessant, wie die AI so etwas auswertet.

@stavvers thank you for the CW, I read Animorphs at a vulnerable age
@stavvers When I was at university I had to advise the Reader in Old Icelandic of an unfortunate spelling mistake in the exam decrees and regulations. The name of one of the set texts was meant to read "Knutsdrapa" but, alas...
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Other people have that aquarium tour dream too???
Scottish Zoo tour guide doesn't give a f***

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@stavvers All that, but with football.

Standing in the freezing cold driving sleet, every Wednesday afternoon, wearing nothing but shorts and jersey, and being shouted at for being incapable of doing any football basics.

@stavvers wow, and I thought my PE classes were a nightmare. I mean they very much were, but at least we didn't have any performances
@stavvers Newbies! Ours references King Edward II of England, and he died in 1327.
@stavvers brb changing my mode of address
@stavvers This is 100% true. “Send they/them victorious, long to reign over us”
@stavvers Canon accepted. "Quing" is the term for a non-binary monarch.
England national anthem Euro 2024 - england vs serbia

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@stavvers When we finally GoRepublic™, I think we should call our elected head of state "The Quing"
@stavvers One of the avatars I've been using for at least 15 years.