three whole entire years
christmas decorations
worm time
the special effects look too cheesy
productive discourse and growth
book rec
pavlov training
horny and verbose historical love letters
on this weekend a year ago...
judas himself numbers himself among my compatriots
fucked up looking squirrel
gävle goat
mike with a haircut
not gonna repost the post this was a comment on (some banal inspirational story) but this comment alone deserves hall of fame status
dylan
mad scientist ethics board
fever
both switches
nanotubes
pretending sports doesn't exist
a boat wrote this
that's just grass
squirrels in the walls
scars
step aside, hemingway
demon light
reindeer herder
not a collar
the story of my birth
happy christmas adam everyone
zachary zoetrope
horny walter
new layer
callout post
they did this to that one band
probably the worst that anything has ever aged
why is there so much sexual tension in this pic
yeah i can host
temporary stitches
guy who just hates him
green day
ageless blogs
sean cuntery
buddhism
cloth barista wire barista
gorilla with autism
the other six penis sins
every day is the only day you can reblog this
the four humours
blorbo the shitface
we've narrowed it down
great pictures of birds
a modern day dickens
tumblrina boy for twitter boy
nato phonetic alphabet
santa with a sack full of ass
@stavvers just another day at the Apple Store
@internetsdairy might have violated the iNut warranty
@stavvers an Apple sex arse would no doubt have some weird shaped proprietary non standard hole. Interesting launch demo tho
@stavvers Cory Doctorow complaining how AI has brought enshittification to the sex arse user experience (I'm sorry)
@stavvers Well if "sack full of ass" isn't my new catchphrase for the next few weeks I don't even know why I'd be able to justify living
@stavvers There will be a day, when I will binge this glorious thread. Thank you.

@stavvers

Today is the sort of day where I *really* benefited from rediscovering this thread.

@stavvers historiography at its most pure 😍
@stavvers Don't forget Earth, Air, Fire, and Water. 🙂

@stavvers

Oh man, that brings back memories of medieval studies back in college.

@stavvers The hidden element to rule them all : estrogen ~ (some human produce less than others)

@stavvers Totally!

And by the way have you ever seen a pairing of the major hormones to Jungian or Greek Mythological archetypes? Shouldn't that be a thing?

@stavvers @stevegis_ssg It kinda does sound like balancing yee olde humors, doing your zodiac, or doing your Maiers-Brigs. ☺️

@stavvers

Caffeine, alcohol, benzodiazepines, fluoxetine, cannabis, opioids...

@stavvers Oh! Good to know. I thought they were Goucho, Harpo, Chico, and Gummo.

@stavvers

What about endorphins and oxytocin?

@Zumbador @stavvers are you a witch? That sounds like witchery to me! 😂
@stavvers Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Adreneline Nation attacked.
@stavvers I am now listening to Rosetta Stone. (Adrenaline)
@stavvers That's not that coincidental. Before the discovery of infectious agents like bacteria and viruses, the best hypothesis for disease that people could come up with was imbalances in the body's internal equilibrium. We just now have _slightly_ better empirical evidence for the substances in question.

@stavvers

All I knows is I need more of them in my brain

@stavvers an idea whose time has come and gone and come again and gone again and then come again...
@stavvers it does kinda sound like that
@stavvers And the demonic humor, by the dark one, adrenochrome!
@stavvers - I have had a penis my entire life, and this point had never occurred to me. Very curious. Thank you.
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worm time
the special effects look too cheesy
productive discourse and growth
book rec
pavlov training
horny and verbose historical love letters
on this weekend a year ago...
judas himself numbers himself among my compatriots
fucked up looking squirrel
gävle goat
mike with a haircut
not gonna repost the post this was a comment on (some banal inspirational story) but this comment alone deserves hall of fame status
@stavvers once again asserting my claim that tumblr is and always has been livejournal 2
@Cube oh 100%, except somehow with an even worse UI
@stavvers @Cube The bad UI is why I never used Tumblr, it was just too horrid and confusing to read, so I nope(d) out.
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Could have be me (to not notice)

@stavvers umbrella academy style haircut
@stavvers wow they sure took a … lot … off the top …
@stavvers Be an ally by paying better attention to your co-workers' racks.
@stavvers I'm not going to lie. I would go look at the fucked up looking squirrel.

@stavvers

I precariously leaned over the wall of a bridge over the river because a drunk man was doing the same and shouted 'Look at the size of that rat down there'. I am easy prey.

@stavvers Lets be honet, if a Lady Vampire, flash leg and invite into the bush and 95% of men are there before you know it.
@stavvers for extra hard cases go and do the universal call for guys everywhere: hey, look at that, some coins from the Roman Empire
@stavvers @indigenous_commentator@stranger.social expertly executed.

@stavvers

Every once in a while, I stumble onto this thread and work my way back through the posts I miss. It invariably improves my day.

@stavvers somehow I don't think this experiment would pass muster with the Institutional Review Board
@stavvers well now i want to go to the park and try it
@zip Don't Say You Weren't Thoroughly Warned

@zip @stavvers

The call of the mealworm void

@stavvers my mealworms bring all the birds to the yard
@stavvers The best warning icon I've ever seen.
@stavvers j'aime la succession de messages
@stavvers 5 kg of mealworms? That's a party
@stavvers the alt text is *chef's kiss*

@stavvers Let me tell you, this is the kind of wild safety labeling you’d see working at a pet store all the time.

My favorite was pretty much the pictured box in reverse. “Warning, flying insects, carrier do not open.”

@stavvers I swear that I will use this in a ttrpg somehow.
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I'm assuming the box says 'not for human consumption' but the 'not' got cropped in the photo. However, I can't say I've not been tempted by a bag of mealworms in B&M bargains.
@stavvers Call Hitchcock. Lol.
@stavvers Please Wormy Don't Hurt 'Em
@stavvers It makes me happier than I can express that "chubbymealworms.co.uk" is a real thing.
@stavvers Oh! I'm allergic to those! It's funny because a doctor will be like "are you allergic to anything" and I'll be like "mealworm protein concentrate" and they'll respond quizzically and I'll be like "it doesn't come up very often"
Somehow I cannot avoid passing this over to @uschebit. @stavvers
@stavvers @bearmine please please please share video of you opening it outside !