Comic: "Dems should move to the right"

WASHINGTON—In what is being characterized as a massive middle finger to millions of furious motorists, oil prices plummeted Friday, delivering a big fuck-you to all the Americans who gassed up their vehicles yesterday. “Nobody was hit harder than the suckers who filled their tanks mere hours before the ceasefire between Israel and Lebanon caused the […]
We're gonna need one of these for Trumpism.
https://www.cnn.com/2026/04/17/europe/german-search-engine-nazi-relatives-scli-intl
PROUD TO BE A NEW YORKER!
"The cat at the local deli wasn't a pet. She knew the regulars. She kept the mice out. She gave people a reason to walk an extra block. And she was technically a violation of city health code.
That was six years ago. Since then, the project has documented over 150 shops, collected 13,500 petition signatures, and helped introduce the first legislation in New York City history to classify bodega cats as working animals."

NEW YORK—In an eight-hour-long video posted Tuesday to the Criterion Collection’s YouTube channel, actor Nick Offerman can be seen paying a visit to the Criterion Closet to rebuild the film library’s shelves. “Don’t tell me you’ve been using particle board in here,” said the 55-year-old woodworker, who frowned, rolled up his sleeves, and began unshelving hundreds […]