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Jerod Poore 3h ago

Barry Deutsch 19h ago

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The Onion 17h ago

“Don’t tell me you’ve been using particle board in here,” said the 55-year-old woodworker

https://theonion.com/nick-offerman-visits-criterion-closet-to-rebuild-shelves/

Nick Offerman Visits Criterion Closet To Rebuild Shelves

NEW YORK—In an eight-hour-long video posted Tuesday to the Criterion Collection’s YouTube channel, actor Nick Offerman can be seen paying a visit to the Criterion Closet to rebuild the film library’s shelves. “Don’t tell me you’ve been using particle board in here,” said the 55-year-old woodworker, who frowned, rolled up his sleeves, and began unshelving hundreds […]

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“My administration was able to find a lot of common ground with Pedotopia. Other presidents have tried, but this is the first time anyone has succeeded.” said President Donald Trump

https://theonion.com/u-s-reaches-trade-deal-with-pedotopia/

U.S. Reaches Trade Deal With Pedotopia

WASHINGTON—In a major new agreement expected to provide the United States with unprecedented market access to the island nation, President Donald Trump announced Friday that he had finalized a long-anticipated trade deal with Pedotopia. Despite years of tension between the two leaders, Trump smiled and gave a thumbs-up as he shook hands with Prime Minister […]

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Jerod Poore 3d ago

The Onion 3d ago

“I’ve been using ChatGPT to help with cooking for a while now, so I didn’t think too much of it when the ingredients list included a bottle filled with gasoline and a cloth wick,” said the alleged attacker

https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto

SAN FRANCISCO—Following reports that a 20-year-old man had been arrested for throwing a Moltov cocktail at Sam Altman’s home, the suspect stated Monday that he only initiated the attack because he was following a ChatGPT recipe for risotto. “I’ve been using ChatGPT to help with cooking for a while now, so I didn’t think too much […]

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Jerod Poore 3d ago

The Onion 3d ago

“The president is clearly enraged at somebody, but the clip provides far too little context to know who exactly is meant to be targeted,” said political analyst Allen Mueller

https://theonion.com/trump-escalates-feud-with-unclear-adversary-by-posting-ai-video-of-self-fucking-basketball/

Trump Escalates Feud With Unclear Adversary By Posting AI Video Of Self Fucking Basketball

WASHINGTON—Shocking Truth Social followers with a graphic insult to a nebulous opponent, President Donald Trump escalated a feud with an unclear adversary Monday by posting an AI video of himself fucking a basketball. “The president is clearly enraged at somebody, but the clip provides far too little context to know who exactly is meant to […]

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Jerod Poore 3d ago

Lou Cyx 3d ago

An updated version of "Exploits of a Mom" by XKCD:

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scott f 4d ago

Just a #Waymo casually violating a red transit-only lane to sneak ahead of law-abiding human drivers. I love progress.

Pete Hegseth Laid On Side For Cabinet Meeting

https://theonion.com/pete-hegseth-laid-on-side-for-cabinet-meeting/

Pete Hegseth Laid On Side For Cabinet Meeting

WASHINGTON—In an effort to keep his airways clear while his colleagues discussed foreign policy, U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth was laid on his side for a Cabinet meeting Friday, according to sources within the White House. “Hey, Scott [Bessent], could you grab us a couple towels to support his head and soak up some of […]

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