donkey herder, fowl friend

@donkeyherder@kolektiva.social
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Antifascist, anti-covid, anarchist, AuDHD. Queer and non-binary, she/they. A country house with too much going on: 3 adults and a kid, a garden and orchard, a donkey and a mare, chickens, house rabbits and guinea pigs and even a cat too.
Living at the tip of the Kitsap Peninsula in the PNW, thank you to the Suquamish people who lived here before us.
Allergies80% of the world
Connective tissueExtra stretchy
Old ass blog of my adventures with my marehttp://fundersgoodidea.blogspot.com/

New piece tonight, inspired by the Glasgow Four style of art and the folktale The Princess and the Pea.

This is all me: no AI. Just Procreate.

Here are my links: https://coreyartusimageryinfo.carrd.co/

#art #illustration #ProcreateArtist #Procreate #PrincessAndThePea #Folktale #MastoArt #IndieArtist #ArtNouveau

Coreyartus Imagery Links

A short biography and collection of links to the illustration work of Corey Johnston as Coreyartus Imagery.

Coreyartus Imagery Links
@funranium oh hi, I don’t know why I’m surprised to hear you on Ed Zitron’s show! Glad you’ve got good company at CES this year!
Cat attack caught on camera! Check out Beautiful Ruby’s killer instincts and athletic grace!
#rabbits #cat
nonbinary as in, when Shania Twain says, "let's go girls" I go, but also, milkshakes will bring me to your yard.
A hawk killed my bantam rooster Beyoncé yesterday. He wasn’t there when I went outside to walk the flock home at dusk, and I knew. Sometimes you know.
I found him in the garden, with his neck broken and a little bit of damage to his neck. I think a hawk fell on him from above and killed him instantly. He was too big for the bad bird to carry away, but something disturbed it before it could eat more than a bite.
Yesterday was overcast and quite windy, with a storm system moving in. Birds depend really heavily on other birds to spot predators, and on windy days the chickens can’t hear the alarm calls from the robins, etc. Bey was the outcast and he would definitely be the easiest to target. I can’t think of what else would have disturbed the hawk other than one of my raven friends, so I’m grateful to them.
I buried him in a little grassy strip near his coop, with the very last branch of small but ripe red raspberries. He has a valerian planted on top, and of course, the Giant Metal Chicken Beyoncé watching over him now.
I cried and cried. He was the very last of the first flock we raised, and he had a lot of PTSD from all the near misses he scraped through in his three years. He tried so hard to be a good head rooster — whenever That One Hen, there’s always one, would lead the flock out of the garden and down the road for an escape, he would come stand at the front door and crow nonstop until I came to herd them back. Once he got sick and the infection got into his leg joint, but I captured him and treated him with antibiotics for a week. (He never forgave me, lol.)
He was a mean little terrorist, too. He would stalk the other humans, especially my kid. He ambushed me a few times, but I’ve got timing and I’d just boot him with my toe as he flew in to attack me and that would settle it for six more months. He only weighed like three pounds and I simply couldn’t ever take him seriously as a threat. I’m the only person (or animal!) here who’ll miss him, but god I loved the little asshole.
Here’s the story of the giant metal chicken named Beyoncé, if you’re unfamiliar. I am not the Blogess who wrote this! I’m merely a person who saw a giant metal chicken for sale at the feed store in 2017 and had to have my very own Beyoncé. And when I got an unsexed bantam chick, I realized Beyoncé would work either way!
https://thebloggess.com/2011/06/21/and-thats-why-you-should-learn-to-pick-your-battles/
And that’s why you should learn to pick your battles.

This morning I had a fight with Victor about towels. I can’t tell you the details because it wasn’t interesting enough to document at the time, but it was basically me telling Victor I …

The Bloggess

dreaming of the high dive.

#cats #caturday #CatsOfMastodon

Great smile, that lad
Ninja (a copper Maran) is the unquestioned Head Hen of the flock. She’s a wee bit smaller than butterball Zelda, but Ninja has ten times the force of personality. Do you want to hear what she just made me do??
I’d fed all the critters, every single one, and I was drinking my morning @funranium BBotE iced coffee. Ninja started trumpeting for me from the porch, and I tried to ignore her. But after a few minutes, she was still there, yelling. I went outside and there she was, with only a nervous Presley for company. Everyone else was grazing in the garden.
I asked her what the hell she wanted. Had the ravens been messing with her? Maybe the rat trap went off and startled her while she was trying to lay the egg? I started walking to the barn and Ninja came with me, still complaining. We slowly walked to the barn (no new rat yet today) and I gradually realized why she was mad. Ninja likes to lay in a seed spreader, and when I unloaded the truck yesterday I stacked the feed bags beside her chosen nest *in a different way.* She was lodging a complaint with management.
🤦
I moved some tarps out of her way and added an overturned bucket as a step. She circled the area, complained for a while longer, and finally ignored my bucket to scramble up in the nest on her own. The nest itself still met with her approval and I left her there to lay the egg.
#chickens
Tonight’s chicken portraits turned out to be Honey and Zelda. Zelda is a photogenic orb, but Honey isn’t and she doesn’t get a lot of solo shots. But she’s just molted, so she’s looking as fine as she can here.
#chickens
It’s absolutely adorable that shy Ruby has decided the rabbits are her friends. They play, very gently, several times a day, and of course they lounge together.