three whole entire years
christmas decorations
worm time
the special effects look too cheesy
productive discourse and growth
book rec
pavlov training
horny and verbose historical love letters
on this weekend a year ago...
judas himself numbers himself among my compatriots
fucked up looking squirrel
gävle goat
mike with a haircut
not gonna repost the post this was a comment on (some banal inspirational story) but this comment alone deserves hall of fame status
dylan
mad scientist ethics board
fever
both switches
nanotubes
pretending sports doesn't exist
a boat wrote this
that's just grass
squirrels in the walls
scars
step aside, hemingway
demon light
reindeer herder
not a collar
the story of my birth
happy christmas adam everyone
zachary zoetrope
horny walter
new layer
callout post
they did this to that one band
probably the worst that anything has ever aged
why is there so much sexual tension in this pic
yeah i can host
temporary stitches
guy who just hates him
green day
ageless blogs
sean cuntery
buddhism
cloth barista wire barista
gorilla with autism
the other six penis sins
every day is the only day you can reblog this
the four humours
blorbo the shitface
we've narrowed it down
great pictures of birds
a modern day dickens
tumblrina boy for twitter boy
nato phonetic alphabet
santa with a sack full of ass
@stavvers just another day at the Apple Store
@internetsdairy might have violated the iNut warranty
@stavvers an Apple sex arse would no doubt have some weird shaped proprietary non standard hole. Interesting launch demo tho
@stavvers Cory Doctorow complaining how AI has brought enshittification to the sex arse user experience (I'm sorry)
@stavvers Well if "sack full of ass" isn't my new catchphrase for the next few weeks I don't even know why I'd be able to justify living
@stavvers There will be a day, when I will binge this glorious thread. Thank you.

@stavvers

Today is the sort of day where I *really* benefited from rediscovering this thread.

@stavvers historiography at its most pure 😍
@stavvers Don't forget Earth, Air, Fire, and Water. 🙂

@stavvers

Oh man, that brings back memories of medieval studies back in college.

@stavvers The hidden element to rule them all : estrogen ~ (some human produce less than others)

@stavvers Totally!

And by the way have you ever seen a pairing of the major hormones to Jungian or Greek Mythological archetypes? Shouldn't that be a thing?

@stavvers @stevegis_ssg It kinda does sound like balancing yee olde humors, doing your zodiac, or doing your Maiers-Brigs. ☺️

@stavvers

Caffeine, alcohol, benzodiazepines, fluoxetine, cannabis, opioids...

@stavvers Oh! Good to know. I thought they were Goucho, Harpo, Chico, and Gummo.

@stavvers

What about endorphins and oxytocin?

@Zumbador @stavvers are you a witch? That sounds like witchery to me! 😂
@stavvers Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Adreneline Nation attacked.
@stavvers I am now listening to Rosetta Stone. (Adrenaline)
@stavvers That's not that coincidental. Before the discovery of infectious agents like bacteria and viruses, the best hypothesis for disease that people could come up with was imbalances in the body's internal equilibrium. We just now have _slightly_ better empirical evidence for the substances in question.

@stavvers

All I knows is I need more of them in my brain

@stavvers an idea whose time has come and gone and come again and gone again and then come again...
@stavvers it does kinda sound like that
@stavvers And the demonic humor, by the dark one, adrenochrome!
@stavvers - I have had a penis my entire life, and this point had never occurred to me. Very curious. Thank you.
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mike with a haircut
not gonna repost the post this was a comment on (some banal inspirational story) but this comment alone deserves hall of fame status
dylan
mad scientist ethics board
fever
both switches
nanotubes
pretending sports doesn't exist
a boat wrote this
that's just grass
squirrels in the walls
scars
step aside, hemingway
demon light
reindeer herder
not a collar
the story of my birth
happy christmas adam everyone
zachary zoetrope
@stavvers You joke, but https://www.frinkiac.com exists, and I'm surprised no one has used it to train an AI to make their own episode of the Simpsons
Frinkiac

The Simpsons Search Engine - Create Memes and GIFs

Frinkiac

@stavvers you can disable your gpu on Windows via the device control and get around this. As usual recording/screenshotting is prevented by the graphics card rather than the intergrated graphics most pc's have.

This is also half remembered and I've had half a bottle of wine so do not trust this dumb girl speaking rn, Google it or w/e

@stavvers It starts with the assumption people that store your show are going to access it through your app user interface.
@stavvers This reminds me of old Doctor Who episodes that only survive as what were called telesnaps. The audio remains but the only visual evidence that exists are pics taken of the screen when the episodes originally aired. Yes, this is very much so a thing since so many classic Doctor Who episodes were trashed and don’t exist any longer.
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If I weren't so bone idle I'd be Zachary Zoetrope

@stavvers

I shared this with some comrades earlier and one said "what is it with you millenials and this fucking meme?"

TheMortifyingOrdealOfBeingKnown.jpg

@stavvers Christmas Adam: Usually coming to early.
@stavvers Oh my, that's so wonderful. All the emotions
@stavvers
This.
Is.
~ Delicious ~ and, hilarious
@stavvers Brilliant story! My mother blames Dave Allen, as she and my dad went to see him live and she laughed so hard she went into labour. It was that or the pre-show cocktails. either way I like a drink and laugh a lot!
@stavvers the new Traffic Control President has been elected

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All the "Select all the boxes with traffic lights in" work we've done has finally helped Google create a working laser weapon that can target an object from space.

@stavvers

#GaySnort
Chortle?
Snortle?
AH! A double entendre!

@stavvers Poppers are an ASTONISHINGLY rich trend of incredible linguistic fireworks. Just ★★★★★ all round. Current favourites (and there is also Gape Boy Advance):
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Squirrels are more than welcome in my walls.
#TeamWallSquirrels
@stavvers There are so many opportunities here, but I'll not be that guy today. 🐿️🐿️🐿️
@stavvers wish I could retoot this twice...
@stavvers Kind of except that the guy has a bunch of friends and cohabitants (who absolutely are not a bunch of squirrels in a trenchcoat) who go about punching holes in other people's walls and threatening people who want to patch them up.
@stavvers How incredibly convenient!
@stavvers they are both turned off tho...
@stavvers once again asserting my claim that tumblr is and always has been livejournal 2
@Cube oh 100%, except somehow with an even worse UI
@stavvers @Cube The bad UI is why I never used Tumblr, it was just too horrid and confusing to read, so I nope(d) out.
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Could have be me (to not notice)

@stavvers umbrella academy style haircut
@stavvers wow they sure took a … lot … off the top …
@stavvers Be an ally by paying better attention to your co-workers' racks.