Jon Gore
Roxi Horror 💀🌸People who prefer ketchup over mustard are annoying because as soon as you say you like mustard, they go on and on about how much they hate it. Like, okay. You have the same flavor palette you had when you were 5 but that doesn’t mean you should insult what I put in my coffee.
@roxiqt 👀
Acorn Squashbuckler@roxiqt Hey, this is ad hominem against ketchup lovers. I didn't start liking ketchup in my coffee until I was in college.
Cian Ó hAnnracháin - Cian Han
│ » 𝙆𝙧𝙮𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙚 » │@roxiqt I don't really get it. Ketchup, mayo and mustard are great for their own use cases. I wouldn't put mustard on fries but wouldn't put ketchup as a spice topper for a burger either.
Mayo is actually the real MVP, it fits on everything 😎
Thomas H Jones II@kryst4line @roxiqt Mayo has mustard in it, though.
Stu@kryst4line @roxiqt honestly it doesn't mix well unless you have a frother
@kryst4line @roxiqt Right! Even into coffee.
Leger-Felicite Snorlax@roxiqt m night shyamalan has spent his career trying to make a twist ending this good
Mauigirl52 - Mimi Michalski
Gordon P. Hemsley@roxiqt I hate coffee
chef 😎@GPHemsley @roxiqt
Now that certainly is illegal. Everywhere.
☕ 😍 😜
Ursa@roxiqt I'm invested in this toot because 90% of the replys had that abomination of a twist go right overhead and are now staunchly defending ketchup.
4censord 
@roxiqt confused screaming
Enema Cowboy@roxiqt
This post reminds me of this Onion article. https://www.theonion.com/hellmann-s-introduces-new-meat-on-the-bottom-mayo-cups-1819580068
This post reminds me of this Onion article. https://www.theonion.com/hellmann-s-introduces-new-meat-on-the-bottom-mayo-cups-1819580068
Hellmann’s Introduces New Meat-On-The-Bottom Mayo Cups
EAGLEWOOD CLIFFS, NJ—Describing it as a convenient all-in-one option for consumers in a hurry, Hellmann’s on Thursday unveiled a new meat-on-the-bottom mayo cup. “With a delicious layer of meat in every cup, you can now enjoy your mayonnaise without having to add your own ground beef or diced ham,” said spokesperson…
Dr. Tineke D'Haeseleer@Enema_Cowboy @roxiqt :sticker_pika_lol:hadn’t seen that yet but absolutely LOL
lj·rk@roxiqt Let me sweeten my Earl Grey with Ketchup!
Larry 
@roxiqt pfft, all the cool kids put mayo in their coffee!
Nick@roxiqt And here's me with my dijonnaise going "fuck you all" lol
SudoNaaame@roxiqt If I could quote tweet this I’d say everyone in this thread is on fire with the jokes.
So funny.
solient@roxiqt I like ketchup on a lot of things but on other things various mustards can’t be beat - horseradish mustard in particular is 😙👌
aethervision 
@roxiqt @donmelton Confusing because there are 1000000 kinds of mustard and 2 kinds of ketchup: Heinz and “I’m sorry but do you have any Heinz?” What kind of mustard do they hate, exactly?
Shadow Heart@roxiqt found out my nephew hates Ketchup. Anyway for mustard lovers here vegan Mac and cheese with mustard.
Fantasio
JeanJaures@roxiqt I hate mustard. ;-)
Gobelin Nounours@roxiqt I've the same problem when I take my pim's strawberry in my phô...
Jay P@roxiqt
Living up to your name I see 😆
Living up to your name I see 😆
Xavier@roxiqt I’m glad to see you posting! I was worried about you.
Also, it’s not raccoon or furby content, but I feel like you need this in your life:
BrainPilgrim@roxiqt In the NY Metro area it is illegal for a hamburger to have mustard on it.
Servers don't hear the request. Like the Bermuda Triangle of condiments.
🦇𝕭𝖆𝖙🦇@roxiqt In the "Truth is Stranger Than Fiction" department, I grew up in the Southern US being occasionally served red-eye gravy with breakfast. Redeye gravy is made by deglazing the morning's bacon/sausage pan with coffee then serving it on the side in a small bowl where we traditionally add a bit of mustard before dunking a bite of biscuit.
Luna Corbden
The Mïghty Kräcken
Dan
Dani Tseng@roxiqt OK I know this is a joke but now I'm curious.
Wade Wainio@roxiqt Just know that I like mustard too and I’m not offended by it. (Mostly.)
Allan Chow@roxiqt it's totally the opposite in Chicago
Peeble streamer on Doop 🟥🟨@roxiqt not gonna lie gif
Vegetable Gremlin ⍼👻@roxiqt now THIS is POSTING
Marc@roxiqt are we talking US mustard or real mustard here?
Samantha Bryant (She/Her)@roxiqt I'm glad I wasn't drinking my coffee when I got to the final words!
Stu Duerson, machina exo deus@roxiqt
Absurd perceptual twists are my favorite genre of joke.
kudos.
@roxiqt
One question, though...Is that a European mustard, or an African mustard?
Choose wisely...
Anthony Sorace@roxiqt @estheria A long time ago, this was one of my favorite blogs, and this would fit right in: https://puttingweirdthingsincoffee.com/
infox@roxiqt I like neither ketchup nor mustard in my coffee.
🏳️⚧️ Cyb3r_Cr0wz x3 👾@roxiqt that last part hit me like a truck
Jraxal ✈️ ANE@roxiqt you’re not wrong but you also can’t convince me the exact same situation doesn’t play out with mustard preferees
Paul
Lorian Taylor@roxiqt
Wait, what?? You put mustard in your coffee?????
Wait, what?? You put mustard in your coffee?????
kechpajaI just tried this (I had to know, I’m sorry!). I won’t be making a habit of it, but it wasn’t _that_ bad — the mustard mostly just went to the bottom and only had a minimal effect on the flavor until the very end.
On the other hand, half an hour later I still can't completely get past the aftertaste.
Mark Eichin
Le Néandertal se sent las, las@roxiqt I lost you at coffee. Did you mean covfefe?
beforewisdom 
@roxiqt @timberwraith I haven't used ketchup in years, ever since I discovered sriracha sauce. Ketchup just tastes like a sugary thin paste to me.