The Mïghty Kräcken

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I wish streaming services had a button to torpedo listings that I will never never never in a million years want to watch.

Hulu is wasting my time and theirs by repeatedly showing me "Faithful Women of the Bible". I would rather cut off my own leg with a dull pocket knife than sit through that.

While the attorney never got to finish that sentence the implication is clear. Natives are going to be faced with a choice, probably very soon, as to where our loyalty lies if the birthright citizenship executive order is upheld.

This exchange is why you should listen to Natives. We know what's going to happen because we're currently surviving an ongoing apocalyptic genocide which

I'm telling ya - no more religious people. Like not even to be dogcatcher. I am super fucking tired of people who believe in a sky man saying insane shit and everyone around me going "oh that makes sense, he is after all a man of faith."

No. We should stop electing delusional people. (also, nazis grown in a vat by Peter Thiel, but I digress.)

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/mar/30/jd-vance-alien-ufo-are-demons

JD Vance says aliens are ‘demons’ and details obsession with UFOs

Vice-president promises ‘to get to the bottom of’ reports of US government files about unidentified flying objects

The Guardian

RE: https://mastodon.social/@_elena/116313116876680135

Remember my photo from yesterday?

Well, I found the contact information of the artist and wrote to her this morning to compliment her on her incredible work.

Britt_streetart_ is #BrittTamalet.

The website Street Art Lyon has more examples of her powerful work:

🔗: https://street-art-lyon.com/category/artistes/britt-tamalet/

Her website:
🔗: https://www.britttamalet.com

We exchanged messages and she's SUPER NICE! We may meet up next time she's in Paris. Maybe I'll convince her to set up a profile on the Fediverse 🤗 ❤️

My one-time verification code is 68408. They said not to share it with anyone, but you all seem pretty cool.
Everything Is Great! By Carsie Blanton & The Burning Hell
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JhZkPRtc4Go&si=P3lXexH46_Q7AJHR
Everything Is Great! By Carsie Blanton & The Burning Hell

YouTube

I can think of no better way to make me go cash free. I'm going to get my venmo working post-haste.

Treasury plans to put Trump's signature on US bills in first for sitting president, AP source says | AP News
https://apnews.com/article/trump-currency-signiture-treasury-first-d919877e39f907eba1172a07920ea80e

Treasury to put Trump's signature on paper currency in historic move

The Treasury Department plans to print President Donald Trump’s signature on every new U.S. paper bill. Treasury announced the idea Thursday. Treasury says it would mark the first time a sitting president’s signature appears on new currency. The announcement is part of a broader push to put Trump’s name and image on public symbols. Treasury also backs a separate effort for a Trump coin. Earlier this month, a federal arts commission approves a design for a gold commemorative coin with his face.

AP News
Salem attorney slapped with record fine after citing case law hallucinated by AI - Salem Reporter https://www.salemreporter.com/2026/03/25/salem-attorney-slapped-with-record-fine-after-citing-case-law-hallucinated-by-ai/
Salem attorney slapped with record fine after citing case law hallucinated by AI - Salem Reporter

The Oregon Court of Appeals issued a $10,000 fine to Bill Ghiorso, a Salem-based civil attorney, after determining he signed his name to a legal brief containing 15 bogus citations and nine quotes “that had been contrived from thin air.” To comment on this story, use the form at the end of the report.

Salem Reporter