People who prefer ketchup over mustard are annoying because as soon as you say you like mustard, they go on and on about how much they hate it. Like, okay. You have the same flavor palette you had when you were 5 but that doesn’t mean you should insult what I put in my coffee.

BIG NEWS! Delighted to be collaborating with Gabrielle Kent and Paul Kidby on Tiffany Aching's Guide to Being a Witch. It's been a wonderful, life-affirming and tear-filled endeavour which we hope you'll love as much reading as we have writing it. More news to come.

8 years of missing you, Dad. This photo makes me laugh because it’s so decidedly un-Pratchetty. We’re looking in the same direction & there’s hugging (ish.) It’s the kind of pic that, in a movie, one or other of us would look at wistfully before tooling up to go rescue the other one #GNUTerryPratchett #speakhisname