@stavvers See also 'this is just to say', except the question & personal information are just implied. ('what are you gonna do about it?' & 'ok now I'm off to sleep with your sister, make sure dinner's ready when I get home.')
@stavvers If that cat is succubating, what he's lying on is too. (No judgement) I miss succubating my cat, before she joined the Great Feline Tuna Collective In The Sky™. :(
@stavvers oh my god I clicked this thinking that mpreg must be a video codec I hadn’t heard of. By the Power of Inference I have worked out that it is Something Else Entirely 😵
@stavvers@alienghic This reminds me of the story my father tells about escaping a mugging because he was exhausted after a residency shift. The guy demanded money, but my fayher didn’t process it, so he said “I’m sorry I don’t speak Spanish,” and kept walking. Halfway down the block he processed what the guy had said and started running.
@stavvers I’m partly deaf so I can just see someone telling me “this is a robbery!” and me not hearing it so I just smile and nod until they leave. For all I know it’s happened, how could I tell.