"...and that's american as Bananas"

"You mean american as apple pie?"

*my eyes turn jet black as i rustle the large stack of notes on the horrors of US imperialism that has appeared in my hands* "no"

Me: @Longwing, how much water have you had today?

@Longwing: I never touch the stuff.

@maco: @Longwing, how much coke zero have you had today?

@Longwing: honestly I lost count.

( @Longwing has had a terrible awful no good very bad day; send him puppy pictures)

Otter

Standing tall on a rock beside the shore of the loch today. A number of drivers spotted us watching the otter and chose to slow down to watch too. Sadly a couple of them decided to leave their vehicles and approach, and the otter headed off into the water again. 🙄

Canon R7 RF100-500, 500mm, f7.1, ISO 2500, 1/1000th

#otter #scotland #workshop #wildlife #nature #photography