ceci n'est pas un cul
palpatine's big unnaturals
les mis au
why was he born so beautiful
electrolytes
boiling water: a shakespearean interlude
an epilogue to the above
japanese radish
himbo theory
cloth mother and wire mother
pokemon npc dialogue
yearning
yeet and yoink
why you hatin
my brain is seized by shitposts
worlds tallest vampire
things to do in london
this fucking paper
post-email aftercare
kOSHA
the matrix
a fun new way of responding to anon hate
a new tumblr user accidentally invents catholicism
this is no longer a robbery
paul simon mpreg: the context
porn i can't watch (too long to fully alt-text, enjoy the fulltext here: https://at.tumblr.com/foone/fun-fact-i-own-porn-i-cant-watch/jxbbc6iycryp )
phone sex over walkie talkies
woman-made horrors beyond my comprehension
honey nut cheerio
store bought is fine
bat
sometimes i feel
twas i that set the house ablaze
you're so strong
a little f slur
gender is a performance
orpheus
skeleton parts, identified
thank you
succubating
evaporated milk
scarborough fair
fuck
gay and stupid maze
guillermo del toro
how much cum
pirates water
reverse cowgirl
i am an adult who studies physics
tolkien's work
tiny yet crucial error
papal titty slider
harson and hanslaughter
jesus in a hot topic
necroprancer
real ufo
freud
with keanu
fallen trains
the bit
the most french sentence ever to be written in english
@stavvers is it champing or chomping?
@stavvers call my girls the bits cause there’s 64 of them in my system
@stavvers would this be the equivalent of a fallen arch angel?
@FiXato @stavvers as far as I'm concerned this thing is equal to Lucifer
@stavvers "Better to rule in Tulsa than serve in Tokyo" --the bus

@stavvers

Geneva has them with 2 bends, was HUUGGE!

@stavvers This is an occurrence that you seriously need to consider in the tabletop roleplaying game Nobilis. One of the main reason I want to play it more.

@stavvers You need to consider what aspect of the train is corrupted.

Is it no longer confined to rails? Does this mean it made a deal with sinister powers like Oil? (Pictured above.)

Does it no longer serve the public good trough the humble transportation of passengers and cargo? Did it forsake it for a path of violence? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Railway_gun

Or does it slowly corrupts everyone inside, building it's insidious influence? (Not pictured.)

Railway gun - Wikipedia

@stavvers Can't lie, I want this

@stavvers Absolutely inspired. I bet Keanu would love it too.

(I've been watching his Youtube shorts. Very silly man.)

@stavvers Has Kneau gone all Gwenth Paltrow on us?
@stavvers this is so wholesome <3
Jordan’s Blog

Every year my mom vandalizes a reflection calendar with pictures of Keanu to make a “with Keanu” calendar for her friend. These are some highlights: (Guys, selling these would be illegal lol. All it…

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@stavvers This is the most wholesome thing 
@stavvers that’s horrifying :’)
@stavvers This thread is amazing thank you
@stavvers I kind of hope keanu on this post reaches out to that mom and works with her to make an official calendar for the next year. That would be awesome.
@stavvers you can't spell Freud without feud.
@stavvers written by, directed by, and starring Tina Belcher.
@stavvers Wait there were livestreams in 2011??
@stavvers You have to file every time. We only have to file once.

@stavvers Don't study physics but I am an adult.

Wouldn't recommend that part, at least.

@stavvers And I think I have a new drag name.😊
@stavvers So the mana depletes in ten years?

@bloonface

This might be up your street.

@stavvers Do not let the Homestucks see this.
@stavvers
See also 'this is just to say', except the question & personal information are just implied. ('what are you gonna do about it?' & 'ok now I'm off to sleep with your sister, make sure dinner's ready when I get home.')