piss
literary expert
tumblr pvp
we're canadian
transformers
ceci n'est pas un cul
palpatine's big unnaturals
les mis au
why was he born so beautiful
electrolytes
boiling water: a shakespearean interlude
an epilogue to the above
japanese radish
himbo theory
cloth mother and wire mother
pokemon npc dialogue
yearning
yeet and yoink
why you hatin
my brain is seized by shitposts
worlds tallest vampire
things to do in london
this fucking paper
post-email aftercare
kOSHA
the matrix
a fun new way of responding to anon hate
a new tumblr user accidentally invents catholicism
this is no longer a robbery
paul simon mpreg: the context
porn i can't watch (too long to fully alt-text, enjoy the fulltext here: https://at.tumblr.com/foone/fun-fact-i-own-porn-i-cant-watch/jxbbc6iycryp )
phone sex over walkie talkies
woman-made horrors beyond my comprehension
honey nut cheerio
store bought is fine
bat
sometimes i feel
twas i that set the house ablaze
you're so strong
a little f slur
gender is a performance
orpheus
skeleton parts, identified
thank you
succubating
evaporated milk
scarborough fair
fuck
gay and stupid maze
guillermo del toro
how much cum
pirates water
reverse cowgirl
i am an adult who studies physics
tolkien's work
tiny yet crucial error
@stavvers You have to file every time. We only have to file once.

@stavvers Don't study physics but I am an adult.

Wouldn't recommend that part, at least.

@stavvers And I think I have a new drag name.😊
@stavvers So the mana depletes in ten years?

@bloonface

This might be up your street.

@stavvers Do not let the Homestucks see this.
@stavvers
See also 'this is just to say', except the question & personal information are just implied. ('what are you gonna do about it?' & 'ok now I'm off to sleep with your sister, make sure dinner's ready when I get home.')
@stavvers Very much not the image that comes to mind when I hear that word.
@stavvers man, if I could succubate, I'd never leave the house
@stavvers
If that cat is succubating, what he's lying on is too. (No judgement)
I miss succubating my cat, before she joined the Great Feline Tuna Collective In The Sky™. :(
@stavvers TIL that to be a succubus you need to be a bottom
@stavvers it's pointing to a white space tho
@stavvers @sutdan Parts of this were humerus.
@SunnJax @stavvers took me a while but I got there!🤣😂😉
@stavvers That made me giggle. Thanks!
Orfeo ed Euridice, Wq. 30: "What Is Life to Me Without Thee?"

YouTube

@stavvers

Roses are red
Gender's a performance

At least gay Statler and Waldorf
Aren't hetero-conformist