we're canadian

transformers

ceci n'est pas un cul

palpatine's big unnaturals

les mis au

why was he born so beautiful

electrolytes

boiling water: a shakespearean interlude

an epilogue to the above

japanese radish

himbo theory

cloth mother and wire mother

pokemon npc dialogue

yearning

yeet and yoink

why you hatin

my brain is seized by shitposts

worlds tallest vampire

things to do in london

this fucking paper

post-email aftercare

kOSHA

the matrix

a fun new way of responding to anon hate

a new tumblr user accidentally invents catholicism

this is no longer a robbery

paul simon mpreg: the context

porn i can't watch (too long to fully alt-text, enjoy the fulltext here: https://at.tumblr.com/foone/fun-fact-i-own-porn-i-cant-watch/jxbbc6iycryp )

phone sex over walkie talkies

woman-made horrors beyond my comprehension

honey nut cheerio

store bought is fine

bat

sometimes i feel

twas i that set the house ablaze

you're so strong

a little f slur

gender is a performance

orpheus

skeleton parts, identified