What a title for a #youtube video:
"when #tourists mess with the wrong royal guards".
What the #zark? Messing with a royal guard is always wrong!

#uk_tourist_attractions #royal_guards #soldiers_as_tourist_attractions #tourism

Why the #zark do I have to prove #yahoo that I'm not a robot, just to read my emails on the web?

#emails #webmail #captcha #internet #PITA

Here's something from the #eighties I will never miss: stupid remixes.
For example, I'm looking for a clip of Money for Nothing by dIRE sTRAITS, and I find one of those remixes where you hear repeatedly the line "I want my MTV". What the #zark is this?

#music #eighties #remix

Why the #zark can't I find a decent GIF of "they took our jerbs"? I mean ones where the #transcript is not "corrected" into "jobs".

#jerbs #southpark #theyfuckyouatthedrivethru

What the #zark is this?
All I want is to listen to a song on #YouTube but it plays an ad forever instead.

#degoogle

#WhatsApp - the worst #voip ever!.
What the #zark is this?
Why do I hear my ringtone, and wehn I try to answer I get a notification that I have to grant permissions I have already granted.

#smartphones #phones #messenger

Yes, that's the sort of #charity I want!
I guess many people want that, too:
#right_to_repair
Buying a new #fridge makes no sense to me, but I can't even find a way to tear it down. What the #zark is this? Isn't the chassis good anymore?

https://pnqk.me/gb9ypi

#freefridge #fridgesForAll #socialjustice

What the #zark is this?
I have watched all the videos and passed all the quizzes!
I want my certificate!

#linkedin #linkedinlearning