Do you know this man?
#visualjoke
Who's got two thumbs and is currently thinking all my thoughts in the voice of Johnny Cash? This guy! *my thumbs are pointing at my face* #visualjoke #eggyboo
Who's got two thumbs and is currently making "cloudy" "lemonade" out of the overflow from the septic tank? Me. #visualjoke #justsayin

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Felt poetic. Might delete later.

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Who's got two thumbs and is currently whispering awful awful rumours about Brian Cox to anyone who'll take me on? This guy! *my thumbs are pointing at my face* #visualjoke
Who's got two thumbs and is currently casually wiping a buttery teatowel along Hadrian's Wall? This guy! *my thumbs are pointing at my face* #visualjoke :-o
Who's got two thumbs and is currently spending a couple of hours in my laborotoire refining my "exotic fruits and sun cream" candle scent (pat pend pat pend pat pend!)? Me. #visualjoke
Who's got two thumbs and is currently pretending to be a rootin' tootin' cowboy and going "PYOWN PYOWN" with my two finger pistols at all the staff in Dixons? Me. #visualjoke #inthebigleaguesnow
Who's got two thumbs and is currently stretching my arms out to a guy that looks a bit like Neil Diamond to give him a great big lovely old warm soppy hug? This guy! *my thumbs are pointing at my face* #visualjoke :-o