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I contain multitudes, and three of them are geese.

#ImAGooseGuy #GooseCore #ContainMultitudes #BiblicallyAccurateGoose #SurrealMemes #AbsurdInternet #CosmicNonsense #ForbiddenEvolution #CursedImages #GooseLore #Unclassifiable # #SimplyWaterfowl #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

The planets watching me mistake a brief surge of dopamine for a lifelong passion.

#NewHobbyUnlocked #AbandonedProjects #HyperfixationStation #CraftSuppliesGraveyard #SerialBeginner #DopamineEconomy #TooManyInterests #OneDayIWillUseThis #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

God gave me free will and I’ve been using it like a stolen forklift.

#FreeWill #StolenForklift #IAmTheProblem #BadDecisions #SpiteDriven #CosmicMistake #ChaoticNeutral #PsychedelicTiger #RetroAesthetic #ZeroForesight #ForkliftCertified #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

PISS CHAIR! PISS CHAIR! Bring out the ceremonial funnel!

#PissChair #CeremonialFunnel #GoldenThrone #ErgonomicDepravity #ToiletTechnology #AmazonFinds #ConsumerNightmares #GamerLifestyle #ForbiddenFurniture #Pee-akInnovation #CrowdChanting #PissLore #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

The Reflecting Pool now contains all the electrolytes Lincoln craved.

#Idiocracy #Brawndo #TrumpFucksKids #Electrolytes #LincolnMemorial #ReflectingPool #MountainDewIndependence #PoliticalMemes #NewsMemes #CitrusPatriotism #AlgaeBloom #HistoryMemes #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

Your diamond armor is ready and I’ve already dug a giant hole.

#Minecraft #MinecraftMemes #DiamondArmor #SurvivalMode #CouplesGaming #DiggingHoleSimulator #CreeperProblems #GamingMemes #PixelatedLove #MinecraftDating #Bbygirl #HoleLore #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

Before speaking to me, please allow the feed to finish rewiring my sense of reality.

#Doomscrolling #SponsoredConsciousness #FeedMaxxing #InfiniteScroll #ExistentialBreakfast #NotificationLifestyle #PsychologicalWarfare #CoffeeAndConfusion #OnlineTooEarly #Memes #Funny #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

Doctors say he’s stable, but every room near his suddenly smells like dust, mothballs, and legislation that should’ve died decades ago.

#MoscowMitch #ThoughtsAndPrayers #TaxpayerFundedNecromancy #PoliticalMemes #CursedTimeline #EldritchBureaucracy #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay