In today's edition of: "Things nobody asked for," we present CreepyLink, the service that transforms your innocent #URLs into digital dark alleys 🕵️‍♂️🔗. Because who wouldn't want their links to scream "click me and find out what happens"? 🙄✨
https://creepylink.com/ #CreepyLinks #DigitalDarkAlleys #Clickbait #InternetHumor #TechNews #HackerNews #ngated
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CreepyLink

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Ah yes, because when #Iran goes #dark, the logical response is for Scottish X accounts to follow suit. 🤔 Clearly, the world hinges on the tweets of these digital Highlanders. 🐑 Keep up the good work, internet! 👏
https://www.heraldscotland.com/news/25759181.network-scottish-x-accounts-go-dark-amid-iran-blackout/ #ScottishX #DigitalHighlanders #InternetHumor #SocialMediaTrends #HackerNews #ngated
Network of Scottish X accounts go dark amid Iran blackout

The silence from the group of accounts, which began on Thursday, comes amid widespread protests against the leadership of the Islamic Republic.

The Herald
🎵🤖 Wow, groundbreaking #discovery, Daft Punk's #BPM is... 123! Turns out, math is hard and robots have jokes we can't comprehend. Meanwhile, the internet collectively scratches its head over decimals. 😂🎶
https://www.madebywindmill.com/tempi/blog/hbfs-bpm/ #DaftPunk #RobotsHaveJokes #MathIsHard #InternetHumor #MusicMath #HackerNews #ngated
Was Daft Punk Having a Laugh When They Chose the Tempo of Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger?

Was Daft Punk Having a Laugh When They Chose the Tempo of Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger?

I have dranked a little overmuch.

oh no lol

#Discord #Funny #Typos #Shakespearean #DrunkTexting #ChatLog #InternetHumor

EDIT: That is my boyfriend and he is very nice and he is shareable.

Wow, I should not be typing in public rn. 😹

🚫404 Brain Not Found🚫: Yet another groundbreaking theory lost to the void of the internet, where the only #simulation hypothesis is getting past the dreaded 403 error. 🖥️🔒 Meanwhile, the nginx server laughs in binary. 😂👾
https://www.santafe.edu/news-center/news/new-mathematical-framework-reshapes-debate-over-simulation-hypothesis #404Error #nginxServer #InternetHumor #TechLaughs #HackerNews #ngated
New mathematical framework reshapes debate over simulation hypothesis | Santa Fe Institute

The simulation hypothesis — the idea that our universe might be an artificial construct running on some advanced alien computer — has long captured the public imagination. Yet most arguments about it rest on intuition rather than clear definitions, and few attempts have been made to formally spell out what “simulation” even means. In a new paper, SFI Professor David Wolpert introduces a mathematically precise framework for what it would mean for one universe to simulate another — and shows that several longstanding claims about simulations break down once the concept is defined rigorously.

जब नौकरी का विज्ञापन ही मज़ाक बन जाए 😄
Reddit पर वायरल LinkedIn Parody Job पोस्ट ने कॉरपोरेट सच्चाई दिखा दी
पूरी खबर पढ़ें 👇https://zurl.co/7MPjq
#RedditViral #LinkedInParody #InternetHumor #ViralNews #HindiNews

I made this just for a laugh and never expected it to sell. Turns out you never really know what’s going to catch people’s attention—sometimes the most random ideas resonate the most.

👉 https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/84604787-drunk-raccoon-liquor-store-break-in-virginia-2025?store_id=3799533

#FunnyDesign #RandomIdeas #UnexpectedSales #RaccoonHumor #ViralVibes #GraphicTee #HumorArt #JustForFun #WeirdSells #InternetHumor

Drunk Raccoon Liquor Store Break-In Virginia 2025 by skulls-of-insanity

Straight out of the now-famous 2025 Virginia liquor store incident! This hilarious design features a tipsy raccoon clutching a bottle clearly inspired by the real raccoon that broke into a Virginia ABC store went on a booze fueled rampage and was found passed out like he owned the place. Perfect for anyone who loves funny animal art, drinking humor, or legendary raccoon chaos. Wear it to parties, bars, cookouts, or anywhere people appreciate a good “you won’t believe this actually happened” story.

TeePublic
🚫404 Error: Article Not Found on the Internet Superhighway 😂 Apparently, #nginx decided that SSDs and their #DWPD spec weren’t important enough to let you in. 🤷‍♂️ Better luck next time, tech explorer!
https://klarasystems.com/articles/is-dwpd-still-useful-ssd-spec/ #404Error #SSD #TechExploration #InternetHumor #HackerNews #ngated
Is DWPD Still a Useful SSD Spec? - Klara Systems

Is DWPD still a valid SSD endurance metric—or marketing smoke? We break down what it means, what it hides, and what to trust instead.

Klara Systems