My body is a machine that turns iced coffee into an exploding porta potty.

#StinkyAlchemy #ColdBrewCatastrophe #InternalCombustion #JavaToJudgmentDay #PortaPottyPeril #ExplosiveEnergy #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

It came to me… in the form of a push notification.

#DivineWithWiFi #OmAndOptimization #AlgorithmAura #FYPFate #UniverseHasCookies #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

Love thy neighbor, unless they forgot the ranch.

#SundayScariesForStaff #DriveThruDemon #BlessedAndPressed #ManagerPlease #CustomerServiceHell #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

Mtn Dew. It’s in your bones. It’s in your bonessssss.

#BoneDew #SkeletonJuice #TheDewWithin #YouAre80PercentBajaBlast #CalciumCodeRed #XRayShowsGamer #ItsInYourBonesKyle #MtnDew #SkullHumor #StonerMemes #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

Say coffee again and she’s legally allowed to bite you.

#SkyGoblinRules #InflightBitingPrivileges #WrongItsTea #CoffeeIsACrimeNow #BeverageLawyerOnBoard #AirlineMouthRights #PlaneFightClub #WeirdHumor #StupidMemes #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

Not the deathbed reeeeeeeemix 💀 BRRRRRRRRRRRT 🚨 psht psht kah kah SKRRRRT

#DeathbedRemix #FinalBars #NotLikeThisKevin #HospiceHop #LifeSupportAndLoopTracks #ReverbAndRegret #SheFlatlinedOnTheDrop #Beatboxing #FunnyMemes #DarkHumor #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

When the IT guy has a side hustle as a fresh as hell hoofed hype beast.

#HypeBeastMode #DanceDanceDataGoat #RAMStandsForRaveActivatedMammal #DDRDeluxeEdition #GoatedWithTheSticks #ArcadeAnimal #ComputerHumor #TechJokes #DanceDanceRevolution #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

Not Bernie Sanders, but BERNICE WITH THE RECEIPTS.

#URMamdani #PeriodTPolicy #AOCWho #LegislationButMakeItLaceFront #MamdaniMood #FilibusterAndFabulous #BudgetCutsAndBonnets #HotCombHearing #Politics #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

It’s the CIIIIRCLLEEE of LIIIIIFE
and it mooooves us alllll
through despaaiirr and hooope
through faith and looooove
’til we find our plaaace
on the path unwiiiinding
in the CIIIIIRCLLEEE…
the CIRCLE OF REGREEEET

#CircleOfLife #HakunaMyTears #FeelBadSafari #Memes #Funny #Lol #MemeOfTheDay

😏😏😏

#DidItForTheNookie #FirmBizkit #NuMetalBreakthrough #ScientificNookie #FredDurstApproved #BeakerEnergy #HotTopicFunding #LaboratoryLimp #Bizkitology #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay