I'm not really saying they do. I was more making fun of myself there.
As a kid I did #assembly - first without an assembler using paper and debug (enter 0000 for all jumps until you know their addresses, write down in notebook, go back and adjust.. save to .com)
Then C.
Swore anything higher level was lazy and wrong.
Then basically learned #Python in my 30's - it felt wrong, but #numpy, #theano, so..
Now #Rust - makes me nostalgic for old stubborn ways. And for C.

