Kevin's One Liner of the Day

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#funny #comedy #humor #humour #laugh #silly #verse #poetry #poem #limerick #candle #match #burn

Kevin's Limierick of the Day

Lightin’ Up

Two candles named Sadie and Satch
Think the other is really a catch
These two are now learning
A love that is burning

Cuz each one has just met their match

#funny #comedy #humor #humour #laugh #silly #verse #poetry #poem #bigger #fat #waist #heart #supersize

Bigger is Butter
by Kevin Ahern

You added fat around your waist
And never exercised
Your heart is stressed because your frame
Has been too super-sized

#funny #comedy #humor #humour #laugh #silly #verse #poetry #poem #bigger #fat #waist #heart #supersize

How does Myles Garrett fit in Rams defense? How All-Pro changes everything

How does Myles Garrett fit into the Rams defense? Could his arrival boost Los Angeles to another Lombardi? Matt Okada explores how the star edge rusher's presence changes everything for Chris Shula's unit. Plus, a projected stat line for the 2026 season.

https://www.nfl.com/news/how-does-myles-garrett-fit-in-rams-defense-how-all-pro-changes-everything

#TopNews #News #Garrett #Rams #Verse

Earth Birth

Our planet has much global warming
Perhaps we should think of transforming
New places of worth
Perhaps middle Earth
They tell me that it’s hobbit forming

#funny #comedy #humour #humor #laugh #silly #verse #poetry #poem #limerick #planet #middleearth #hobbit

Rancors Away
by Kevin Ahern

Sailors love to sail the seas
And it sure bears repeating
“Partake of it as best you can”
The memories all are fleeting

#funny #comedy #humour #humor #laugh #silly #verse #poetry #poem #sailor #sea #fleet #memories

Playful rhyming #verse for #springtime by Jenni Wyn Hyatt. @siffrwd

Jenni Wyn Hyatt was born in Maesteg, Wales, in 1942 but now lives in Derbyshire, England. Her interests are bird-watching, reading, gardening and writing and she has published three collections of poetry. #poetry #poetrylovers

Kevin’s Limerick of the Day

Go Doze

Consider Professor McPeep
Whose lectures are certainly deep
He’s rather dismayed
Because he gets paid
To talk in another one’s sleep

#funny #humor #humour #comedy #silly #laugh #verse #poetry #poem #limerick #professor #lecture #class #sleep

Getting Heavy
by Kevin Ahern

If the trouble
Is your weight
Try to lighten
Up your plate

#funny #humor #humour #comedy #silly #laugh #verse #poetry #poem #weight #diet #eating