By Nary
by Kevin Ahern

The computer chip
Is getting soft
Making errors
A wee bit off

#funny, #fun, #humor, #humour, #comedy, #silly, #verse, #poetry, #poem, #computer, #bit, #error

High Seize
by Kevin Ahern

Blackbeard’s slogan
Gotta admire it
Proclaims that God
Is his co-pirate

#funny, #fun, #laugh, #comedy, #humor, #humour, #silly, #verse, #poetry, #poem, #clever, #blackbeard, #God, #pirate

"Sweet Talkin' Woman" is a 1978 single by #ElectricLightOrchestra (ELO) from the album #OutOfTheBlue (1977). Its original title was "Dead End Street", but it was changed during recording. Some words that survived from that version can be heard in the opening of the third #verse, "I've been livin' on a dead end street". The track became the third top ten hit from the LP in the UK, peaking at number 6. As a novelty, initial copies of the #12inch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSDnqpZTjN8
Sweet Talking Woman Jeff Lynne's ELO Live with Rosie Langley and Amy Langley, Glastonbury 2016

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SeXY
by Kevin Ahern

The teenage girl
Is overjoyed
When he called back
Her spirits boyed

#funny, #laugh, #comedy, #humor, #humour, #silly, #verse, #poetry, #poem, #fun

Food Fright

Last night’s chili
Left you nauseous?
Should’ve been
A bit more cautious

#funny, #comedy, #humor, #humour, #laugh, #silly, #verse, #poetry, #poem, #chili, #nausea, #caution

Starving Artist
by Kevin Ahern

Art is selling something
You made out of nothing
Nothing is what you get
When no one buys your something

#funny, #comedy, #humor, #humour, #laugh, #silly, #art, #nothing, #something, #poem, #poetry, #verse

A "connected" curmudgeon named Frank.
Had a high-level job at a bank.
His performance was panned;
He deserved to be canned...
Yet (surprise!) he survived when ranks shrank.

#vss365 #bank #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Verse #Poems #PoetryCommunity

http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2026/04/10/the-curmudgeon-limerick/

Schattenlicht, stell dich der Dunkelheit

https://maintz.org/schattenlicht-stell-dich-der-dunkelheit

So sieht es gerade in mir aus und beschreibt meinen Kampf mit mir selbst im Inneren ganz gut.

Mein derzetiger Kampf mit ME/CFS

#Gedicht #Lyrik #Verse #KrankzuHause #MECFS