A dozen, a gross, and a score
Plus 3 times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared plus zero, nothing more.

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A loquacious lion named Pete
Would sit antelope down at his feet
And talk on and on
About things he had done
And forget that we wanted to eat.

With tedious tales Pete would treat 'em,
Yet they hoped he would never complete 'em.
They returned 'ohs' and 'ahs'
To his fables because,
They'd rather he bored 'em than eat 'em.

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i sometimes wish i was in school
becouse there isn't very much to do
until one day,
the first of may
we bought a brand new pool!

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There once was a daydreamer named Allie,
She loved to dilly dally.
She went to school,
And the teacher was cruel,
But Allie still dillies and dallies.

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There once was a man from Lamore
Whose mouth was as wide as a door.
In an attempt to grin,
he slipped and fell in,
and lay inside out on the floor!

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Kevin's Limerick of the Day

Sacrifice

The crook had a rather strange bent
Perhaps it was due to torment
From Catholic training
Though we’re not complaining
He just gave himself up for Lent

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One day as I fished on the sea
A mermaid came visiting me
Though just right on top
T'other end was a flop
With no parts to show she was a she

'We lay eggs,' she informed me with glee,
'Which are fertilized as they float free.'
Mermen are excused
If they're less than enthused
And merchildren rare in the sea

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A really weird guy Fibonacci;
His numbering system is patchy.
1 1 2 3 5
8 13 ... Snakes alive!
Now I see why it's hip, cool and catchy

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