@VeroniqueB99

It's hard work to put all those rhymes πŸ₯΅
in Limerick form without crimes. 
It's getting much worse  
like in that old curse: 
we're living in int'resting times.  

#limerick #limericks #chopsticks #noodles

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There once was a boy named Norman
Who went to a fine school named Sherman
His teacher's name was Mrs. Baumann
Norman's wish was to be a fireman.

#jokes #limerick #funny #poem #humour #joke

@VeroniqueB99
What Merkel did mostly with thumbs,
works also with pointers like Trump's!
But here is the clue:
you do not need glue
or camel or other big humps!

#limerick #merkel

@VeroniqueB99
If everything's done very straight
the outcome can only be great!
The tighter the packet
and straiter the jacket -
the barrel to Hormuz can't wait.

#limerick #hormuz

@VeroniqueB99
When taking good aim at the poor
your shooting is skillful for sure!
The poorer, the slimmer
and targets get thinner
enduring deplorable's cure.

#limerick #shooting

@VeroniqueB99
If you throw out money like mad
and criticize others for that.
Just count your own quarters,
your people in gutters
to tell who is worse and who's bad.

#limerick #bad #worse

There’s a point where a dog stops β€œrunning”…
and starts affecting nearby objects.

This is about that point πŸŒͺ️🐢

#FionaTheRescueMutt #FunnyPets #DogArt #RescueDogs #Limerick

@VeroniqueB99
When war execution gets dire,
but nobody left you could fire.
And time - it just flies!
So releasing the files
is the last escape out of the briar?

#limerick

@VeroniqueB99
When Kristi was fired she cried:
"It's cruel and I feel so denied!
We killed Good and Pretti,
reception was shitty,
now Mark gets my baton tonight!"

#limerick #reneegood #alexpretti

I'm doubtful that self-flagellation
Is practised to curb masturbation
By monks in their cells,
For I think they ring bells
To hide noises of self-stimulation

#jokes #limerick #funny #poem #humour #joke