JustbeepIt's hard work to put all those rhymes π₯΅
in Limerick form without crimes. 
It's getting much worse 
like in that old curse: 
we're living in int'resting times. 
#limerick #limericks #chopsticks #noodles
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Jester@VeroniqueB99
What Merkel did mostly with thumbs,
works also with pointers like Trump's!
But here is the clue:
you do not need glue
or camel or other big humps!
@VeroniqueB99
If everything's done very straight
the outcome can only be great!
The tighter the packet
and straiter the jacket -
the barrel to Hormuz can't wait.
@VeroniqueB99
When taking good aim at the poor
your shooting is skillful for sure!
The poorer, the slimmer
and targets get thinner
enduring deplorable's cure.
@VeroniqueB99
If you throw out money like mad
and criticize others for that.
Just count your own quarters,
your people in gutters
to tell who is worse and who's bad.
UkuleleThereβs a point where a dog stops βrunningββ¦
and starts affecting nearby objects.
This is about that point πͺοΈπΆ
#FionaTheRescueMutt #FunnyPets #DogArt #RescueDogs #Limerick
@VeroniqueB99
When war execution gets dire,
but nobody left you could fire.
And time - it just flies!
So releasing the files
is the last escape out of the briar?
@VeroniqueB99
When Kristi was fired she cried:
"It's cruel and I feel so denied!
We killed Good and Pretti,
reception was shitty,
now Mark gets my baton tonight!"