There was a woman from Spain,
And she was completely insane.
He turned into a skunk,
And she totally stunk,
And then she rode on a train.

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A friend must be patient you see
Whether it is a her or a he
So if you're in a chat
Just remember that
This friend you have found in me

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Education is different from indoctrination. 🙂‍↕️

True learning will open the mind,
And leave all the dogma behind.
It prompts you to ask,
A critical task,
And never just follow it blind. 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↔️

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There was an old man called Goggleyes
Who did so like to eat the pies,
All he did was intrude,
And stuff his face with our food
And tell his great whopping lies.

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There was an old man from stock,
Who got rather a shock
He woke up one day
And to his dismay
His feet were simply ICE BLOCKS!

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There once was a lady named Fran,
For breakfast she ate lots of bran.
Then one day,
She met a girl named Fay,
And together they ate from a can.

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There once was a lady who lived in New York,
She was a very big dork.
She thought she was a star,
Becuase she had a car.
And every night for dinner she ate pork.

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