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A quotation from A. A. Milne

   Piglet still felt that to be underneath a Very Good Dropper would be a Mistake, and he was just going to hurry back for something which he had forgotten when the Jagular called out to them. β€œHelp! Help!” it called.
   β€œThat’s what Jagular’s always do”, said Pooh, much interested. β€œThey call β€˜Help! Help!’ and then when you look up, they’ll drop on you.”

A. A. Milne (1882-1956) English poet and playwright [Alan Alexander Milne]
House at Pooh Corner, ch. 4 β€œTiggers Don’t Climb Trees” (1928)

Sourcing, notes: wist.info/milne-a-a/78481/

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House at Pooh Corner, ch. 4 "Tiggers Don't Climb Trees" (1928) - Milne, A. A. | WIST Quotations

Piglet still felt that to be underneath a Very Good Dropper would be a Mistake, and he was just going to hurry back for something which he had forgotten when the Jagular called out to them. "Help! Help!" it called. "That's what Jagular's always do", said Pooh, much interested. "They…

WIST Quotations

Pouncing Manoeuvres in the Dark

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#letsroll

βšƒ βš„ βš€ ⚁ βš…β†’#pouncing
βš„ βš… βšƒ ⚁ βš„β†’#stony
βš€ βšƒ βš€ βš„ βš„β†’#brim
βš… ⚁ βšƒ ⚁ βš‚β†’#trading
βš… ⚁ ⚁ ⚁ βšƒβ†’#thousand
βš€ βšƒ βš€ βšƒ βš‚β†’#briar

pouncing-stony-brim-trading-thousand-briar

Roll your own @ https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2016/07/new-wordlists-random-passphrases

EFF's New Wordlists for Random Passphrases

Joe Bonneau dives deep into systems using dice to generate random passphrases and introduces EFF's three new wordlists.

Electronic Frontier Foundation

#letsroll

βšƒ βš€ βš„ ⚁ βš‚β†’#mummify
βš€ βš€ βš… βšƒ βšβ†’#angrily
βš… βš€ βš… ⚁ βš‚β†’#tamale
⚁ βš„ βš‚ βš€ βš€β†’#endanger
βšƒ ⚁ βš‚ βš‚ βš„β†’#oboe
βšƒ βš„ βš€ ⚁ βš…β†’#pouncing

mummify-angrily-tamale-endanger-oboe-pouncing

Roll your own @ https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2016/07/new-wordlists-random-passphrases

EFF's New Wordlists for Random Passphrases

Joe Bonneau dives deep into systems using dice to generate random passphrases and introduces EFF's three new wordlists.

Electronic Frontier Foundation

#letsroll

βš€ ⚁ βšƒ βš‚ βš…β†’#astronomy
βšƒ βš‚ βš„ βš… βšƒβ†’#parole
βš‚ βš… βš€ βš„ βšβ†’#lifting
βš„ ⚁ ⚁ βš‚ βš‚β†’#ridden
βš„ βšƒ βšƒ ⚁ βšβ†’#sinister
βšƒ βš„ βš€ ⚁ βš…β†’#pouncing

astronomy-parole-lifting-ridden-sinister-pouncing

Roll your own @ https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2016/07/new-wordlists-random-passphrases

EFF's New Wordlists for Random Passphrases

Joe Bonneau dives deep into systems using dice to generate random passphrases and introduces EFF's three new wordlists.

Electronic Frontier Foundation

#letsroll

βš„ βš… βš‚ ⚁ βš…β†’#sternness
βš‚ βš„ βš‚ βš‚ βš„β†’#keenness
βšƒ βš„ βš€ ⚁ βš…β†’#pouncing
βš„ βšƒ βš… βš„ βš€β†’#slick
⚁ βš€ βšƒ βš„ βš„β†’#crouton
βš„ βšƒ βš„ βš„ βš„β†’#skylight

sternness-keenness-pouncing-slick-crouton-skylight

Roll your own @ https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2016/07/new-wordlists-random-passphrases

EFF's New Wordlists for Random Passphrases

Joe Bonneau dives deep into systems using dice to generate random passphrases and introduces EFF's three new wordlists.

Electronic Frontier Foundation

#letsroll

⚁ ⚁ ⚁ βš„ βš„β†’#dealt
⚁ ⚁ βšƒ βš… βš€β†’#deforest
βšƒ βš„ βš€ ⚁ βš…β†’#pouncing
⚁ βšƒ ⚁ βš… βš„β†’#drove
βš‚ βšƒ βš‚ ⚁ βš…β†’#hypnotize
βš„ βš€ βš€ βš„ βš„β†’#regress

dealt-deforest-pouncing-drove-hypnotize-regress

Roll your own @ https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2016/07/new-wordlists-random-passphrases

EFF's New Wordlists for Random Passphrases

Joe Bonneau dives deep into systems using dice to generate random passphrases and introduces EFF's three new wordlists.

Electronic Frontier Foundation

#letsroll

βš„ βšƒ βš„ βš„ βšβ†’#skirt
⚁ ⚁ βš„ βš… βš€β†’#democrat
βš… βš€ ⚁ βš‚ βš€β†’#suffocate
βš€ βšƒ βš„ βš‚ βš…β†’#cancel
βšƒ βš„ βš€ ⚁ βš…β†’#pouncing
⚁ ⚁ βšƒ βš€ βš„β†’#deepness

skirt-democrat-suffocate-cancel-pouncing-deepness

Roll your own @ https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2016/07/new-wordlists-random-passphrases

EFF's New Wordlists for Random Passphrases

Joe Bonneau dives deep into systems using dice to generate random passphrases and introduces EFF's three new wordlists.

Electronic Frontier Foundation