There are many reasons I'm learning to write with my #offhand. One of them is so I can make a joke about being an #ambidextrous #bisexual

#handwriting #notAdadJoke #anUncleJoke #butTheyAreRelated

Much love to you all

Don't wait until you're on your deathbed to tell people how you feel.

Tell them to fuck off right now :D

#NotADadJoke #funnies #jokes

@Melissabeartrix
I'm addicted to X-Rays and got banned.
Now when I go to Radiology, it's like they can see right through me.

#NotADadJoke #JustABadJoke

Why can't skeletons get anything done?
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They spend too much time boning.

#joke #halloween #skeleton #notADadJoke #ItIsAnUncleJoke #ButTheyAreRelated

What does Batman's mother say when his evening meal is ready?

#NotADadJoke

My brother got a Star Wars tattoo on his cheek. You wouldn’t believe the Luke on his face. #dadjoke #notadadjoke