#nurotypical: “toe the line”
#neurodivergent: “tow the line”
neurotypical: hey, that’s #malapropism!
neurodivergent: actually, the correct term is #eggcorn, which—
neurotypical: just finish your damn meal
neurodivergent: bone apple tea 🧌

Best practice: the last line has to be delivered with a completely deadpan face.

— #linguistic #autism 101

training corpse (corpus)

#malapropism

I think about this far more often than is healthy.

#AltText #LanguageNerd #GrammarHumor #Malapropism #InternetHumor #WritingCommunity #WordsMatter #ProfessionalEmailFails

Did you hear about the girl who had electrocution lessons?
Her language was quite shocking.

#jokeoftheday #dadjokes #malapropism

This really made me giggle. In an article about illegal waste tips in the UK on the BBC website: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c1ev4yg1j1lo

I don't think that's what the word "intoxicating" means....

#malapropism #funny

Is it wrong that I don't want to correct my 8-year-old son when he describes something as an "obstacle illusion"?

#malapropism #parenting