another great #malapropism! I give you "extroverted olive oil" it's probably the reason that so many parties end up moving into the kitchen!

Did you hear about the girl who had electrocution lessons?
Her language was quite shocking.

#jokeoftheday #dadjokes #malapropism

This really made me giggle. In an article about illegal waste tips in the UK on the BBC website: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c1ev4yg1j1lo

I don't think that's what the word "intoxicating" means....

#malapropism #funny

Is it wrong that I don't want to correct my 8-year-old son when he describes something as an "obstacle illusion"?

#malapropism #parenting

If someone puts the "sword" in "subordinate", does that make them a chop off the old block?

#malapropism

In absolute fits. Tired so the brain to mouth channel is not functioning at its best. Just asked SpecsChap if he wanted to watch "K-Pop Demon Humpers". Cue absolute fits, could barely breathe let alone correct myself. #malapropism #talko

Every time I want to tell someone I empathize with them, I have to stop and think to make sure I am not accidentally saying “emphasize”

#malapropism #grammar #language #confessions

Did you hear about the girl who had electrocution lessons? Her language was quite shocking.

#jokeoftheday #dadjokes #malapropism