It is not true that the motto of the French Maritime is a phrase that translated into English is ‘To the water! It is time!”

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I pirated a film yesterday
I gave it 3.14 stars

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At a funeral a man says to the widow, "Mind if I say a word?"
"Not at all,” she says, “please do."
He stands up, clears his throat, and says, "Comprehensive," then sits down.
She responds in tears, "Thank you. That means everything."

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Q Why aren’t koalas actual bears?
A Because they don’t meet the koalafications.

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The Beastie Boys are releasing their Collected Works in five parts. Parts A-D are free, but you have to fight for your right to Part E!

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I couldn't stop twisting and turning in bed last night. I was torquing in my sleep

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Why do tigers have stripes?
So they don’t get spotted.

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