The Beastie Boys are releasing their Collected Works in five parts. Parts A-D are free, but you have to fight for your right to Part E!

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I couldn't stop twisting and turning in bed last night. I was torquing in my sleep

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Why do tigers have stripes?
So they don’t get spotted.

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Scientists trying to recreate the sounds Tyrannosaurus rex made have admitted defeat after failing to find a fossil with a complete enough larynx. They just don't have enough roar materials.

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Knock
Knock
Knock Knock
Knock Knock Knock
Who's there?
Fibonacci

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A millihelen is defined as the measure of beauty required to launch one ship.

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Some women are pear shaped. Some women are apple shaped. Doctors are looking for the cores.

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Notice at the Zoo
“Please don’t scare the ostriches! The floors are concrete!”

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