Thursdays can be so depressing, but wait two days and it will always be a sadder day.

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Did you hear about the farmer who won an award for being out standing in their field.

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Did you hear about the version of Sleeping Beauty where she had fully separated claws on her feet. Totally comma-toes!

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Did you know that a lot of bald people still own a comb?
They just can’t part with it.

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It's a 5 minute walk from my house to the pub
But it's a 45 minutes walk from the pub back to my house. The difference is staggering

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I took a job as head of Old Macdonald’s Farm
I’m CIEIO

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