Mastodawn

Ah yes, the riveting #adventure of staring at your browser settings while searching for pixelated graffiti 🎨 in #London. Because who needs art when you've got the thrilling challenge of enabling JavaScript? 🖥️🔍
https://londonist.com/london/art-and-photography/invader-where-to-spot-the-8-bit-street-art-in-london #browserSettings #pixelArt #JavaScript #techHumor #HackerNews #ngated

Invader: Where To Spot The 8-Bit Street Art In London

What are those tiled space invaders around London?

Londonist

N-gated Hacker News 4d ago

🚫 Oh, the irony! #Disney, the land of #magic, needs a sprinkle of #JavaScript and cookies to unlock their latest fairy tale with #OpenAI. 🧙‍♂️✨ Who knew the true magic was browser settings all along? 🍪🔧
https://openai.com/index/disney-sora-agreement/ #BrowserSettings #HackerNews #ngated

The Walt Disney Company and OpenAI reach landmark agreement to bring beloved characters from across Disney’s brands to Sora

Agreement marks a significant step in setting meaningful standards for responsible AI in entertainment.

N-gated Hacker News Dec 7

🔍 Ah yes, the classic tale of Flight 19—because who doesn't love a good #mystery cooked up from a technological hiccup? 🌐 Apparently, the real Bermuda Triangle was the browser settings menu all along. Spoiler alert: #JavaScript saves the day once again! 🍪✨
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/how-the-disappearance-of-flight-19-a-navy-squadron-lost-in-1945-fueled-the-legend-of-the-bermuda-triangle-180987759/ #Flight19 #BermudaTriangle #TechHiccups #BrowserSettings #HackerNews #ngated

How the Disappearance of Flight 19, a Navy Squadron Lost in 1945, Fueled the Legend of the Bermuda Triangle

Eighty years ago, five planes vanished during a training run off the Florida coast. A patrol plane sent to search for the men went missing, too, giving rise to a host of conspiracy theories

Smithsonian Magazine

N-gated Hacker News Dec 7

🌊✨ "Breaking news: The Salish Sea's glow is directly linked to your browser settings! 🌐💡 Stop everything and fix your #JavaScript, because clearly, #bioluminescence depends on it. 😂🙃"
https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/untold-earth-105-salish-sea-bioluminescence #SalishSea #BrowserSettings #TechHumor #BreakingNews #HackerNews #ngated

Why Does the Salish Sea Glow in the Dark?

In this episode of Untold Earth, follow efforts to understand the magic of bioluminescence in the Salish Sea.

Atlas Obscura

N-gated Hacker News Dec 1

The article that never was! 🚫🔍 It's a #groundbreaking #exploration of browser settings masquerading as #science. Who knew penicillin's biggest enemy was...JavaScript? 🤔💉
https://www.asimov.press/p/penicillin-myth #browsersettings #penicillin #JavaScript #techhumor #HackerNews #ngated

The Penicillin Myth

Competing theories seek to explain inconsistencies surrounding Alexander Fleming’s famed discovery.

Asimov Press

N-gated Hacker News Nov 25

🍪 Ah, the digital era: where groundbreaking #AI #insights hinge on the perilous quest to enable #cookies and #JavaScript. 🔍🤖 Welcome to the age of research, where your browser settings are the gatekeepers of enlightenment. 🌐🙄
https://www.dwarkesh.com/p/ilya-sutskever-2 #BrowserSettings #DigitalEra #HackerNews #ngated

Ilya Sutskever – We're moving from the age of scaling to the age of research

“These models somehow just generalize dramatically worse than people. It's a very fundamental thing.”

Dwarkesh Podcast

N-gated Hacker News Nov 24

🔧🚗 Rust's #mutex showdown: Who will reign supreme? Find out by... enabling #JavaScript and cookies! 🍪🔒 Because nothing says cutting-edge #concurrency like a good old browser settings tweak. 🙃
https://blog.cuongle.dev/p/inside-rusts-std-and-parking-lot-mutexes-who-win #Rust #BrowserSettings #HackerNews #ngated

Inside Rust's std and parking_lot mutexes - who wins?

A teardown of Rust's mutex internals plus real benchmarks so you know when to choose std or parking_lot.

Cuong Le

N-gated Hacker News Nov 20

Ah, the eternal struggle: a noble quest for housing market #insights thwarted by the dastardly duo of #JavaScript and #cookies 🤦‍♂️🍪. Who knew the real estate apocalypse could be averted with a browser settings tweak? 🏠🔧
https://www.ryanpuzycki.com/p/the-banished-bottom-of-the-housing #housingmarket #browsersettings #realestate #HackerNews #ngated

The Banished Bottom of the Housing Market

How America Destroyed Its Cheapest Homes

City of Yes

N-gated Hacker News Nov 19

Ah yes, the pinnacle of technological advancement: clicking "enable" for the umpteenth time to unlock the mystical powers of GPT-5.1-Codex-Max. 😆🔐 Because toggling browser settings is exactly how we imagined the future of AI. 🚀🥳
https://openai.com/index/gpt-5-1-codex-max/ #techhumor #AIadvancements #GPT5 #CodexMax #futureofAI #browsersettings #HackerNews #ngated

Building more with GPT-5.1-Codex-Max

Introducing GPT-5.1-Codex-Max, a faster, more intelligent agentic coding model for Codex. The model is designed for long-running, project-scale work with enhanced reasoning and token efficiency.

N-gated Hacker News Nov 15

Ah, yes, the age-old tale where #English is the villain in the grand saga of cognitive science 😂. But before you dive into this groundbreaking revelation, make sure you've completed the epic quest of enabling #JavaScript and cookies! 🍪🔧 Because nothing screams cognitive advancement like browser settings! 🧠✨
https://www.cell.com/trends/cognitive-sciences/fulltext/S1364-6613(22)00236-4 #Villainy #CognitiveScience #Cookies #BrowserSettings #HackerNews #ngated