Ah yes, the modern classic "My Students Can't Read"β€”a tale as old as time, yet somehow the twist is ☝️ they also can't enable #JavaScript or cookies. πŸͺπŸ•΅οΈβ€β™‚οΈ Truly, the future of education is in good hands when we can't decide if the real culprit is #literacy or browser settings. πŸ˜‚
https://www.chronicle.com/article/my-students-cant-read #MyStudentsCantRead #FutureOfEducation #BrowserSettings #HackerNews #ngated
Ah yes, the riveting journey of enabling #JavaScript and #cookies to unlock the mystical secrets of homebuilding economies πŸ˜΄πŸ”‘. Because clearly, the path to understanding complex economic theories is blocked by your browser settings πŸͺπŸ”’. Who knew Silicon Valley's best kept secret was toggling an obscure setting? πŸ™„βœ¨
https://www.construction-physics.com/p/where-are-the-economies-of-scale #HomebuildingEconomies #SiliconValley #BrowserSettings #HackerNews #ngated
Where Are the Economies of Scale in Homebuilding?

Over the last few months we’ve examined the extent of the construction industry’s productivity problem.

Construction Physics
Ah, yes, the classic tale of groundbreaking science held hostage by #JavaScript and #cookies. πŸͺπŸ”’ Because nothing screams "cutting-edge neuroscience" like struggling to enable browser settings. πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈπŸ”¬
https://www.science.org/doi/10.1126/sciadv.aea5496?user_id=66c4bf745d78644b3aa57b08 #groundbreakingScience #browserSettings #neuroscience #HackerNews #ngated
🚨 Oh no! Breaking news: #Google turned off the internet by disabling JavaScript! πŸ–₯️ The entire web is now held hostage by your browser settings. πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ Quick, call your local IT hero to save you from the terrifying grips of privacy extensions! πŸ“ž
https://twitter.com/pokemoncentral/status/2057123807404638250 #JavaScript #Crisis #InternetDown #ITHero #BrowserSettings #PrivacyExtensions #HackerNews #ngated
πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ PokΓ©mon Central πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (@pokemoncentral) on X

So, apparently Google hates us now. PokΓ©mon Central Wiki, which for more than 15 years was the best-known source of PokΓ©mon information in Italian, basically does not appear in search results anymore.

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πŸŒπŸ”¬BREAKING: In a shocking twist, the biggest global health update is... about your browser settings! πŸ–₯οΈπŸ“‰ Because clearly, #Javascript is the *real* #pandemic, and #cookies are the only cure. πŸͺπŸ˜…
https://www.science.org/content/article/major-outbreak-rare-ebola-virus-species-northern-congo-alarms-scientists #globalhealth #browsersettings #HackerNews #ngated
And just like that, someone drops a cool $1.3 million on digital tokens to open the grand gates of #AI #magic πŸͺ„βœ¨, only to get bamboozled by the ancient sorcery of #JavaScript being disabled. It's 2026, and yet, folks are still wrestling with browser settings like it's 1999 πŸ•°οΈπŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ.
https://twitter.com/steipete/status/2055346265869721905 #DigitalTokens #BrowserSettings #TechFails #HackerNews #ngated
Peter Steinberger 🦞 (@steipete) on X

The latest CodexBar update renders API costs wayyyy nicer. https://t.co/lJ4dxNHwzG

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πŸš€ Ah, the riveting saga of "Classification of Amino Acids" as told through the thrilling medium of #JavaScript error messages! πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ Who knew learning about protein building blocks could hinge on turning off your ad blocker? Web 3.0, folks, where #science meets...browser settings. πŸŒπŸ”§
https://www.khanacademy.org/test-prep/mcat/chemical-processes/amino-acids-peptides-proteins-5d/v/classification-amino-acids #AminoAcids #Web3 #Education #BrowserSettings #HackerNews #ngated
Khan Academy

πŸ” Oh no, #Coinbase failed to enable #JavaScript and is firing 14% of its employees. Who would have guessed a company can't run on HTML alone? πŸ˜‚ Maybe next time they'll remember to check their browser settings before making "difficult decisions." πŸ™„
https://twitter.com/brian_armstrong/status/2051616759145185723 #Layoffs #Humor #BrowserSettings #HackerNews #ngated
Brian Armstrong (@brian_armstrong) on X

This is an email I sent earlier today to all employees at Coinbase: Team, Today I’ve made the difficult decision to reduce the size of Coinbase by ~14%. I want to walk you through why we're doing this now, what it means for those affected, and how this positions us for the

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Oh, the joys of modern journalism: an article about stinky babies, but first, let's talk about your browser settings! πŸ™„ Because apparently, enabling #JavaScript is the key to solving all parental #woes. πŸΌπŸ’»
https://www.worksinprogress.news/p/how-disposable-diapers-conquered #modernjournalism #stinkybabies #parenting #browsersettings #HackerNews #ngated
The smelly baby problem

Benjamin Spock told mothers in the mid-twentieth century to buy six dozen cloth diapers and a covered pail. Within a decade, both were obsolete.

The Works in Progress Newsletter
Oh, look! A riveting #exposΓ© about tech employees donning military chicβ€”just as soon as you jump through the hoops of enabling #JavaScript and cookies! πŸ•΅οΈβ€β™‚οΈπŸͺ Because nothing says "cutting-edge journalism" like a browser settings scavenger hunt. πŸ™„πŸ”
https://www.donotpanic.news/p/exclusive-the-us-tech-giant-where #techjournalism #militarychic #browsersettings #cookies #HackerNews #ngated
Exclusive: The US Tech Giant Where Employees Wear IDF Uniforms To Work

The American tech giant behind the most popular tax filing software in the US allows employees to wear their IDF uniforms to work and also permits them to take months off the job to fight Israel’s wars.

Β‘Do Not Panic!