Oh, look! A groundbreaking revelation: turn on #JavaScript and #cookies to unlock the mysteries of the universe. ๐Ÿ˜ฑโœจ Who knew the Codex for Almost Everything could fit in a browser settings menu? ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฎ
https://openai.com/index/codex-for-almost-everything/ #BrowserSettings #TechHumor #MysteriesOfTheUniverse #HackerNews #ngated
Codex for (almost) everything

The updated Codex app for macOS and Windows adds computer use, in-app browsing, image generation, memory, and plugins to accelerate developer workflows.

OpenAI
Oh, look! ๐ŸŒ A magic trick to end extreme poverty! ๐Ÿช„โœจ But first, jump through hoops by enabling cookies and JavaScript. Because poverty ends with browser settings, obviously! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿช
https://www.economist.com/finance-and-economics/2026/04/09/one-neat-trick-to-end-extreme-poverty #magictrick #extremepoverty #cookiesandjavascript #browsersettings #humor #HackerNews #ngated
One neat trick to end extreme poverty

An age-old problem might have a surprisingly simple solution

The Economist
Ah, the profound wisdom of enabling #JavaScript and #cookies to unlock the secrets of a 400-module Spring Boot codebase. ๐Ÿคฏ Clearly, the real lesson here is that your browser settings are the true gatekeepers of enterprise-level software engineering. ๐Ÿช๐Ÿ”
https://medium.com/all-things-software/spring-boot-done-right-lessons-from-a-400-module-codebase-e636c3c34149 #SpringBoot #SoftwareEngineering #BrowserSettings #HackerNews #ngated
Spring Boot Done Right: Lessons From a 400-Module Codebase

Apereo CAS is one of the largest open-source Spring Boot applications in production. Seven battle-tested patterns from its codebase thatโ€ฆ

Medium
Oh, look! ๐Ÿค– Someone wrote a groundbreaking "study" that uses cutting-edge #tech to conclude... absolutely nothing. ๐Ÿš€ Just another classic case of #AI #futility where the only impact is on your browser settings. ๐Ÿช๐Ÿ”’
https://newsletter.getdx.com/p/ai-productivity-gains-are-10-not #Fails #Innovation #BrowserSettings #GroundbreakingStudy #HackerNews #ngated
AI productivity gains are 10%, not 10x

Preliminary data from our longitudinal AI impact study

Engineering Enablement
Ah, the riveting saga of 'Website Demands JavaScript' continues! ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ”’ In a shocking plot twist, the only thing standing between you and world-altering insights is a couple of browser settings.๐Ÿ–ฅ๏ธ Because truly, who needs content when you can have the thrill of menu navigation? ๐Ÿ™ƒ
https://www.dwarkesh.com/p/dow-anthropic #WebsiteDemandsJavaScript #BrowserSettings #TechHumor #WebDevelopment #UserExperience #HackerNews #ngated
The most important question nobody's asking about AI

โ€œPreface to the highest stakes negotiations in history.โ€

Dwarkesh Podcast
๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ’ป Oh, the irony! A billionaire showdown where Zuck "finishes" with Wang, but first, you must engage in the thrilling task of enabling #JavaScript and #cookies. ๐Ÿช Because nothing says cutting-edge tech like browser settings from the '90s! ๐Ÿ™„
https://www.idnfinancials.com/news/61918/zuckerberg-has-finished-with-alexandr-wang-worth-us14-billion #billionaireshowdown #ZuckvsWang #techirony #browsersettings #HackerNews #ngated
Zuckerberg has โ€œfinishedโ€ with Alexandr Wang, worth US$14 billion

Mark Zuckerberg strips power from Alexandr Wang, Metaโ€™s top-paid AI exec, via restructuring.

IDNFinancials
In today's thrilling episode of "Hey, Look, JavaScript Is Disabled," we learn that the future of AI is apparently blocked by your browser settings. ๐Ÿ˜†โœจ Meanwhile, X Corp. suggests you ditch your privacy for the sake of progressโ€”because who needs security when you have AI breakthroughs to read about? ๐Ÿ”’๐Ÿค–
https://twitter.com/i/status/2029620619743219811 #JavaScriptDisabled #AIPrivacy #BrowserSettings #TechHumor #XCorp #HackerNews #ngated
OpenAI (@OpenAI) on X

GPT-5.4 Thinking and GPT-5.4 Pro are rolling out now in ChatGPT. GPT-5.4 is also now available in the API and Codex. GPT-5.4 brings our advances in reasoning, coding, and agentic workflows into one frontier model.

X (formerly Twitter)
Ah, yes, the grand quest for scientific reform hinges on the Herculean task of enabling #JavaScript and #cookies. ๐Ÿช๐Ÿ”“ Clearly, the future of research has been stymied by our collective fear of browser settings. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ #TechBraveryFAIL
https://www.experimental-history.com/p/the-one-science-reform-we-can-all #TechReform #BrowserSettings #ResearchFuture #TechBravery #HackerNews #ngated
The one science reform we can all agree on, but we're too cowardly to do

OR: the long overdue forest fire

Experimental History