TIL i never wanna go see strippers dance (anymore) because I’d rather see drag.

Full disclosure I dated a (female) stripper in college and she didn’t like that job so i have behind the scenes perspective from our time together…

I realized i always wanna see drag because of the artistry; fab hair, makeup, costume, hip movements, charisma #BisexualProblems

I was telling my sister where to go yesterday while driving and I couldn’t say “let’s go straight”.

#BisexualProblems

Me, being a stereotypical bi disaster: Am I even bi if I hardly ever fall for guys!? 

Me, second day of Baldur's Gate III: Oops, I got seduced by pointy-fang boyo 

#Bisexual #BisexualProblems

It was recently explained to me that when I try to express mild #friendship interest in someone, it comes across as being cold / disinterested, but when I try to express strong friendship interest in someone, it's usually misinterpreted as a crush / #romantic interest. 😭

Feels like everyone received some kind of #communication dial, but I only got an on/off switch.

@actuallyautistic #actuallyautistic #autisticadult #ND #AuDHD #joinin #queer #awkward #lonely #biproblems #bisexualproblems

I miss the time before everyone decided adult sleepovers are supposed to be sexual. I just want to get cozy together, rewatch a favorite movie, cuddle, bake something tasty, and have an excuse to make everyone cappuccinos in the morning.

We can make it “adult” by sharing the music we listen to when we’re having anxiety attacks with each other.

#nostalgic #queer #cozy #hiraeth #alphabetmafia #Lgbt #lgbtq #bi #bisexualproblems #coffee #joinin #actuallyautistic #neurodivergent #autisticadult

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