Comic: "Save Half" from ROONIE THE RABBIT

RABBIT (thinking): I could save half of this for tomorrow. RABBIT (thinking): But that doesn't sound like me.

Comic: "Cancel Dinner" from ROONIE THE RABBIT

SQUIRREL: Why'd you cancel dinner? Did you eat all the food? RABBIT: I ate PART of the food. SQUIRREL: What part? RABBIT: Your part. RABBIT: And my part. RABBIT: I ate all the food.

Comic: "I’m Always Here For You" from ROONIE THE RABBIT

RABBIT: I'm always here for you. SQUIRREL: Yes. SQUIRREL: Could you stop?

Comic: "Race" from ROONIE THE RABBIT

FOX: Want to go for a run? RABBIT: Sure! FOX: Great! LET’S GO! RABBIT: Oh goodness, not now… RABBIT: For me, it’s more of a long-term goal.

Comic: "Do Well at Everything" from ROONIE THE RABBIT

A fox plays a rabbit in chess. FOX: Is it bad to want to be better than your friends at everything all the time? FOX: Checkmate. FOX: Because I am the the absolute BEST at that…

Comic: "Other Points of View" from ROONIE THE RABBIT

SIENA: No one listens to other points of view anymore, Tarik… TARIK: Yes! Siena, YES! SIENA: We only take in opinions we already agree with. TARIK: Oh yes, yes, I TOTALLY agree. SIENA: No, no, don’t AGREE! (sigh) Look, we need to see out new people with different thoughts and ideas… I don’t think we should be friends anymore. TARIK: Oh, but I- SIENA: TARIK!! It’s for the sake of SOCIETY!! TARIK: Gosh, YES! I mean, NO! But YES!!

Comic: "Going Outside" from ROONIE THE RABBIT

SKINK (thinking): Today, I'm going outside. RADIO: There's a 10% chance of rain. SKINK (thinking): I don't like those odds.

Comic: "Agree to Disagree " from ROONIE THE RABBIT

FOX: Look… Let’s just agree to disagree. SQUIRREL: Fine! A fox eyes a squirrel. A fox and squirrel sit on a log, angry at one another. FOX: …and that I was right. SQUIRREL: No!

Comic: "Do As I Say" from ROONIE THE RABBIT

SQUIRREL: Do as I say, not as I do. RABBIT (thinking): Sounds complicated. RABBIT (thinking): I just won't do ANYTHING.

Comic: "My Story" from ROONIE THE RABBIT

BIRD: Like the great heroes of myth, my story will be told for generations. The bird eyes a fly buzzing around. The bird looks at the fly, who has landed on their beak. BIRD (who has eaten the fly): Though maybe not this particular bit.