Bonus #TrekJokes
Q: How many #Klingons does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Klingons do not fear the dark.

Q: How many #Ferengi does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It depends how much Latinum you are willing to pay.

Q: How many #Starfleet officers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It depends if it would violate the Prime Directive.

Q: How many #Cardassians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They just try to convince you that there are five lights.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

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Q: What's Quark's favorite brand of Single Malt?
A: GlenFerengi
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Q: What do you get when you cross an amoeba with Voyagerโ€™s chief engineer?
โ€“ A: A Bโ€™Elanna split.
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I canโ€™t decide if I want to watch the original Star Trek of The Next Generationโ€ฆ
โ€“ I guess you could say Iโ€™m stuck between a Spock and a Picard place!
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Why did Riker die from friendly fire?
โ€“ Because Picard ordered โ€œFire at Will!โ€
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What was the working title for Star Trek III: The Search for Spock?
โ€“ Finding Nimoy
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I went to a Star Trek convention dressed as a treeโ€ฆ
โ€ฆ.. I was the captainโ€™s log
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Q: Whatโ€™s the difference between Bones and his imposter?
โ€“ A: Oneโ€™s the real McCoy.
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Q: What did one Borg say to one another right before their ship was destroyed in sector zero zero one?
โ€“ A: Hoisted by our own Picard.
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What do you call fans of Star Trek and Jeopardy?
โ€“ Trebeckies
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