Bonus #TrekJokes
Q: How many #Klingons does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Klingons do not fear the dark.

Q: How many #Ferengi does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It depends how much Latinum you are willing to pay.

Q: How many #Starfleet officers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It depends if it would violate the Prime Directive.

Q: How many #Cardassians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They just try to convince you that there are five lights.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

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Q: What's Quark's favorite brand of Single Malt?
A: GlenFerengi
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Q: What do you get when you cross an amoeba with Voyager’s chief engineer?
– A: A B’Elanna split.
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I can’t decide if I want to watch the original Star Trek of The Next Generation…
– I guess you could say I’m stuck between a Spock and a Picard place!
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Why did Riker die from friendly fire?
– Because Picard ordered β€œFire at Will!”
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What was the working title for Star Trek III: The Search for Spock?
– Finding Nimoy
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I went to a Star Trek convention dressed as a tree…
….. I was the captain’s log
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Q: What’s the difference between Bones and his imposter?
– A: One’s the real McCoy.
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Q: What did one Borg say to one another right before their ship was destroyed in sector zero zero one?
– A: Hoisted by our own Picard.
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What do you call fans of Star Trek and Jeopardy?
– Trebeckies
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