Bonus #TrekJokes
Q: How many #Klingons does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Klingons do not fear the dark.

Q: How many #Ferengi does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It depends how much Latinum you are willing to pay.

Q: How many #Starfleet officers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It depends if it would violate the Prime Directive.

Q: How many #Cardassians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They just try to convince you that there are five lights.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Space #Jokestodon #Artemis #MoonMission #SpaceMission #NASA #Astronauts #ArtemisII #Artemis2 #StarTrekTNG #StarTrek #StarTrekTheNextGeneration #DadJokes #LightBulbJokes

Star Trek Finally Officially Settled a Klingon Debate & Made The Answer Canon

The answer to the most important Klingon anatomy question finally arrives in Star Trek: Starfleet Academy Episode 8.

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#Klingons and #chucknorris

Recently while chatting at work I was doing a joke about klingon style software engineering and test management.

I recognized that I needed to explain this more than 20 years old stuff. Fair, how should they know, some of them have an other professional background.

https://electrobabe.at/2012/10/17/top-20-lines-of-a-klingon-software-developer/

Beside that: I had long time #chuck on my terminal for creating some text for testing Linux pipes.
https://github.com/leonardomso/chuck-cli

Jokes can be misunderstood.

Top 20 lines of a Klingon software developer

Top 20 lines of a Klingon software developer A TRUE Klingon warrior does not comment his code! This machine is a piece of GAGH! I need some quad core processors if I am to do battle with this code!…

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I don’t think I’m giving away any spoilers here, but having just watched #Predator: Badlands, I feel like they could have swapped the Predators with #Klingons without missing a beat.
Alrighty then... #Bridgerton with #Klingons!
“A thousand throats may be cut in one night by a running man.” -A drunken Klingon, maybe IDK #startrek #klingons #klingonproverbs
Predator: Badlands is a enjoyable sci-fi action flick but i can't stop thinking about how easily it could have been a Klingon movie if only the people running the Star Trek franchise knew what they were doing. #Predator #Klingons #StarTrek #Movies #SciFi #ScienceFiction
25 YEARS AGO on this date in 2001 it was party time when "Prophecy" — our episode of #StarTrek #Voyager premiered in season 7! We had 15-20 people over to watch together on a RENTED big screen TV for the occasion! 😂 #drtrek #trekland #larrynemceck #klingons #VGR #ENT #DS9 #TNG #prophecy