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Bonus #TrekJokes
Q: How many #Klingons does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Klingons do not fear the dark.

Q: How many #Ferengi does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It depends how much Latinum you are willing to pay.

Q: How many #Starfleet officers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It depends if it would violate the Prime Directive.

Q: How many #Cardassians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They just try to convince you that there are five lights.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)