Mastodawn

I wish companies took security as seriously as Levis takes status updates.

THEY DO NOT PLAY

If you tell Levis that you want order status updates then you are going known exactly what is going on at all times. They aren't obnoxious about it, but they aren't far away from the line either.

#Security #Snark

Lars Marowsky-Brée 😷Mar 16

While I appreciate the sponsorships, I think it's worthwhile to also appreciate the irony that the conference is focused on addressing the problems some of these very large sponsors have helped create in the first place

#fossback #snark

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Richard Penner Mar 9

So, finally about that 97-page brief that kicks off the appeal. It was filed by political appointees and not the career lawyers who would normally work at this level. (The same appointees who seemed fine with dismissal on last Monday.) That might account for the tone which is more "judges bad" and less "judges make mistakes."

My summary: "My Executive Orders always begin with a declaration of my personal animus behind this retaliation because I am governed by that and not the law. The courts are clearly wrong because you are not the boss of me. I can too revoke security clearances for this reason, because I'm pretty sure you told me so. Also, if I sic the DOJ on specific individuals I hate, that's not retaliation, that's just the DOJ doing law things. And it's unfair for the judges to stop me from kicking these bad, bad law firms out of court rooms and signed contracts because I didn't do that yet — just a written, signed order to do so. And if it helps to rule in my favor, you can ignore the part where I confessed this is all retaliation for political reasons and my hurt feelings."

See https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/70694462/perkins-coie-llp-v-doj/ (2026-03-06)

Regarding the security clearance revocation, we have only the #DOJ brief, but it reads a bit more seriously than the rest. #snark #ExecutiveOrder #LawFirms #PerkinsCoie #JennerBlock #WilmerHale #WilmerCutler #SusmanGodfrey #Trump

Cy Mar 8

Heading to church, if anyone wants to come and roll your eyes with me at people singing about how Jesus Christ is the source of all our gifts.

#life #religion #snark

C.Feb 28

Short video - sound up! - of Pete Kegbreath freezing up under pressure, as he tries to remember how to spell his name while reporters with lights and cameras are watching closely.

#Hegseth #PeteHegseth #Kegbreath #PeteKegbreath #drunk #idiot #USPol #snark