IMPORTANT SPACE NEWS!

https://www.space.com/space-exploration/artemis/theres-a-bit-of-toilet-trouble-on-nasas-artemis-2-mission-to-the-moon

#space #artemis #poop

Good Idea: Eat more Kimchi

https://www.dongascience.com/en/news/76761

Kimchi probiotic promotes the excretion of nanoplastics from the gut:
Kimchi's lactic acid bacteria (Leuconostoc mesenteroides CBA3656) have been found to bind with nanoplastics in the gut.
An animal study showed that nanoplastic content in feces more than doubled in mice given these specific bacteria, suggesting enhanced excretion.
The findings, published in 'Bioresource Technology', highlight the potential of fermented food microbes in tackling plastic pollution's health impact.

The one thing to watch: kimchi is salty, and a review of sixty studies linked high consumption of pickled, salt-fermented foods to increased stomach cancer risk, especially in combination with H. pylori infection. Keep it as a flavorful side dish rather than a main course, watch your overall sodium, and eat plenty of fresh vegetables and fruit alongside it. Research found that fresh produce is associated with an 85% reduction in stomach cancer odds. The balance is the whole point. https://nutritionfacts.org/video/the-role-of-kimchi-and-h-pylori-in-stomach-cancer/

#Kimchi #Microplastics #GutHealth #Probiotics #Poop #LacticAcid #Bacteria

At Last, a Food That Could Help You Poop Out Nanoplastics

The modern era has brought some pretty depressing realities upon us. Nanoplastics are definitely one of them. They’re inescapable. They’re in our water, our food, the air we breathe, and, of course, our bodies. Nothing feels safe or “pure” anymore. So, any res…
#dining #cooking #diet #food #Food #Kimchi #microplastics #poop #scientificstudy
https://www.diningandcooking.com/2574069/at-last-a-food-that-could-help-you-poop-out-nanoplastics/

poopsicle, a frozen turd

Example of usage:

"Can't you smell it? It is Spring, and all the poopsicles left behind by the dogs are perfuming the air."

#poopsicle #poop #turd #Spring

"Oh, I, I just pooped in your arms tonight
It must have been something you said
I just pooped in your arms tonight"
- (I Just) Pooped in Your Arms by Cutting Crew

Lest anyone think that "pooping in someone's arms" is a ludicrous proposition, my relatives used to tell the tale of a baby who pooped in my aunt's arms at someone baptismal.

#poop #CorruptedLyrics

Sooo.... Which are you?

I'm chaotic neutral.
TP's probably under the sink... It's a gamble whether or not you can reach it

#poop #toiletpaper #chaoticneutral