(Since everyone is so neg, lol...)

Rail alkie is fine for mixed drinks, don't get scammed into paying extra for the top shelf stuffs.

If it's on a "best of" list, its prob not much fun.

As weird and racist as some earth ppl are, u are prob someone's fetish.

Humans are frustrating, contradictory, and weird but I love them anyway and u prob will too.

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You're full of ideas today, and the right conversations could take them further than expected. Friendly first contacts offer inspiration, but don't ignore tension in a romantic or close relationship. It won't fix itself. Address it calmly. You're capable of balancing logic and feeling--you just have to use both. Trust your instincts. They're helping you navigate both connection and clarity.

Just swoop down and shoot! Arranging your ships in a grid and then slowly moving left in steps, dropping down a little and then moving right and dropping down isn't working for you.

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As a resident alien, youโ€™ll need a green card*, or rather a little green men card.

*Pending restoration of democracy and resumption of normal immigration procedures

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Those MAGA people wear red hats to let you know they are especially tasty.

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Libera Te Tutemet Ex Inferis

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Fascists make the best test subjects.

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If you've mastered interstellar travel, why on Earth (chortle) are you asking US for advice?

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