Mastodawn

DeadTOm

1d ago

On a lighter note, I don't know anywhere else one might work that gets complaints about a lack of unicorn poop.

#Library #Libraries #Unicorns #Poop

Ronnie Tucker 2d ago

Max goes ploop! 😄

#doggo #collie #poop #poo

Mitch in Ottawa 2d ago

#140 - https://boxd.it/KYv0 #2026MovieMarathon #Cinemastodon #Crime #Drama #Movies #Poop Not good.

Mercy (2026)

In the near future, a detective stands on trial accused of murdering his wife. He has ninety minutes to prove his innocence to the advanced AI Judge he once championed, before it determines his fate.

Sean Murthy 6d ago

"How to Make Your Bowel Movements a Joy"

I'm betting Step 1 is to use loads of your favorite air freshener. 👃

https://us.cnn.com/2026/04/07/health/poop-health-factors-trisha-pasricha-wellness

#health #💩 #poop

The 3 Ps of pooping and how to optimize them, according to a Harvard doc

A successful bowel movement has three requirements, according to Harvard physician Dr. Trisha Pasricha.

CNN

Your Autistic Life FR/EN/ES Apr 6

"Oh, yeah? Well, my cat poops in your shoes!"

"My shoes poop in your cat!"

"Wut?"

"I don't know..."

" 🤷 "

#cats #poop

Thafetishhh Apr 6

How I attend church #pantypooping #pantypoop #pantspoop #poopingpants #shitpants #poofetish #thafetishhh #shitfetish #poopmonster #cptpooppants #poop #shit #pooping #churchpoop #publicpoop #scatkink #scatbook #scatfetish

Owliver Apr 5

Netflix must be frothing at the mouth for the rights to Poop Cruise IN SPACE.

Source: https://edition.cnn.com/2026/04/04/science/artemis-2-toilet-malfunction

#space #poop

Simon Jessey Apr 4

🚀🌕💩 Almost every news article concerning the #Artemis2 mission right now is about the #Orion capsule's malfunctioning shitter. It seems #Integrity is having problems with liquid waste, and so every news agency on Earth is obsessing over it like giggly children. #ArtemisII #Moon #Pee #Poop

MeaningfulBits Apr 4

Currently thinking about using #AI to #graph and #visualize my #poop patterns. The only roadblock I see is recording the #data. I'd have to spend less time tooting when I'm pooping and more time with a spread sheet when I spread cheeks (🤣💩)

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