We all agree that storms and climate disasters should be named after oil executives, right?

Soo, since this is not (yet) happening... why not simply crating a bot here on mastodon for this purpose? 😈

We have all the ingredients at hand!

We need just:
- metereologists that know how the naming works and where to get the latest metereological events and their names. There must be some official source.
- lists with names of the most heinous fossil execs, and maybe one or two sentences about their achievements. With this we create a small database.
- somebody capable of building a bot that takes the official name and changes it into an executive of Exxon, Shell or whatever (the list is long, later Banks, Presidents, ClimateDenying Scientists... can be also included).

-> voilá, our ExecsOfClimateDisaster-bot is born

(the name is open for suggestions, too 😝 )

Come on, who wants to participate?  

#ClimateChange #Metereology #ClimateDisasters #FossilFuel #ExxonMobile #Shell #BotsOfMastodon

There's absolutely no easy way of putting it. We are now in a fullblown global climate catastrophe.

#climateactionnow #climatecrisis #climateemergency #temperatureincrease #temperaturerecords
#climatechange #climatecatastrophe #metereology

Source: https://x.com/karenfernandat_

Karen Fernanda Teixeira (@karenfernandat_) on X

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#metereology update from Trinidad re. #hurricaneberyl - warnings downgraded to tropical storm level, seas around the islands are still rather rough and reports of power outages, landslips, tree falls, etc...

Grenada, Barbados, St.Vincent heavily affected through... https://www.nbcnews.com/news/weather/hurricane-beryl-caribbean-category-3-storm-windward-islands-rcna159704
#caribbean #hurricane #hurricaneberyl #extremeweather #windwardislands

Hurricane Beryl makes landfall in Grenada as Category 4 storm with 150 mph winds

Hurricane Beryl made landfall on Grenada’s Carriacou Island as a Category 4 storm Monday morning as it continued its path into the Caribbean that could bring its center close to Jamaica, forecasters said.

NBC News

A #dangerous #phenomenon called #milkyweather / #whitedarkness was recorded in Lithuania.

• weather condition where heavy snowfall occurs in a #snow-covered area, making the contours of the environment, the horizon and other
• phenomenon can be caused by extremely heavy #snowfall or very thick #fog when the ground is covered with snow. A person is in great danger of getting completely lost and losing orientation even in a well-known #environment


Photo by Reda Jare

#metereology

Superbolts: Scientists figure out what causes Earth's strongest lightning

Superbolts are more likely to strike the closer a storm cloud's electrical charging zone is to the land or ocean's surface, a new study finds. These conditions are responsible for superbolt "hotspots" above some oceans and tall mountains.

So, this just hammered down on us in Zumaia. Never seen hail nearly as big and I'm pretty sure it's not normal here in the N Atlantic coast of the Bay of Biscay. At all. In any case, scary stuff. I hope nobody got hurt.

#ClimateChange #weather #hail #hailstone #hailstorm #metereology

If you are in the #UK and are wondering why these first weeks of Spring are cold and gloomy, wonder no more. Recording of winds at 250 hPa, an atmospheric pressure corresponding to the altitude of the jet stream.
#EarthNullSchool #Metereology #Weather
https://earth.nullschool.net/#current/wind/isobaric/250hPa/orthographic=-0.74,50.67,482
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