Isn't it weird how Jim Ratcliffe thinks the UK has been 'colonised by immigrants'? I guess the irony of a man owning a football club in a league powered by foreign talent is lost on him—like a Manchester United pass in a big game.

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Trump attacking an Olympic skier for not representing America is like a guy who dodged the draft lecturing you on patriotism—except at least the skier’s slope wasn’t slippery with irony.

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Maine Cop Detained by ICE for Visa Overstay Despite Chief’s Green Light

#BreakingNews #IronyAlert #ICE #Immigration #MaineMania By: TheJestPress.com In a story that will have you questioning if your universe is firmly screwed in, U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) announced today that they have detained an *actual* Maine police officer for allegedly overstaying his visa—proving that in America, nobody is above the law, not even the guy in charge of…

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Maine Cop Detained by ICE for Visa Overstay Despite Chief’s Green Light

#BreakingNews #IronyAlert #ICE #Immigration #MaineMania By: TheJestPress.com In a story that will have you questioning if your universe is firmly screwed in, U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcemen…

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@Ifrauding well, "above" means that it's not 2100 yet. Which is good, because we've got time.?
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Family Vacation Turns Deadly: West Bank Welcomes Americans in Unforgettable Style

#Satire #InternationalRelations #TouristAdvisory #TravelWarnings #IronyAlert By: TheJestPress.com **Israeli Settlers Issue Stern Warning: "We Don't Accept Coupons or Americans"** Following international outrage over reports that Israeli settlers killed an American-Palestinian visiting his family in the West Bank, local settlers have released a clarifying statement entitled “West Bank…

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Family Vacation Turns Deadly: West Bank Welcomes Americans in Unforgettable Style

#Satire #InternationalRelations #TouristAdvisory #TravelWarnings #IronyAlert By: TheJestPress.com **Israeli Settlers Issue Stern Warning: “We Don’t Accept Coupons or Americans”** …

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Pentagon says US doesn't seek war with Iran after bombing 3 of its nuclear sites

https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2025/6/22/2329462/-Pentagon-says-US-doesn-t-want-to-pursue-war-with-Iran-after-bombing-3-of-its-nuclear-sites

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth said Sunday that America “does not seek war” with Iran in the aftermath of a surprise attack overnight on three of that country’s nuclear sites while Vice President JD Vance said the strikes have given Tehran a renewed chance of negotiating with Washington.

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#IronyAlert: Our local, independent newspaper The Woolwich Observer laments election disinformation, at the same time contributing to it by paywalling articles about the election. No wonder local journalism is dying.

https://www.observerxtra.com/kitchener-conestoga-candidates-square-off-at-new-hamburg-event/

Kitchener-Conestoga candidates square off at New Hamburg event

Words are powerful.

The Observer

Vaccine triumph in USA: population innoculated against mask-wearing.
#IronyAlert #COVID

Covid surges in US as unequal access plagues vaccination and treatment rates | Coronavirus | The Guardian
https://www.theguardian.com/world/article/2024/jul/27/covid-vaccine-rates-paxlovid-data

Covid surges in US as unequal access plagues vaccination and treatment rates

Data shows overall resistance to masks, but lower Paxlovid prescription and vaccination rates for people of color

The Guardian
Ahaha I am facing a medium-term memory failure where a system like Recall would have been INCREDIBLY useful... #ironyalert

Come on you guys, this isn't funny. Give the Brittish museum their stolen artifacts back.
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OG article:
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-66921621.amp

British Museum asks public to help recover items - BBC News

The museum gives more details of 2,000 artefacts from its collection that are missing or stolen.

BBC News