#ICYMI - Gazprom completes NTV takeover

#OldNews

> "Russia's state-dominated gas monopoly Gazprom used a shareholders meeting today to take formal control of the independent Russian television network, NTV. The new management removed NTV founder Vladimir Gusinsky and managing director Yevgeny Kiselyov from the station's board of directors... Gusinsky, Kiselyov, and a number of prominent supporters – including former Soviet President Mikhail Gorbachev – have characterized Gazprom-Media's takeover as a Kremlin-directed campaign to rein in Russia's only remaining independent national TV station and establish full control over the country's airwaves."
https://cpj.org/2001/03/gazprom-completes-ntv-takeover/ #Kukly #NTV #ViktorShenderovich #Gazprom #Putin #Russia2001 #BobIger #GeorgeCheeks #DavidEllison #BrendanCarr #AndrewAlford #JimmyKimmel #StephenColbert #ABC #CBS #Disney #Paramount #irony #HistoryRepeating #FreeSpeech #MediaFreedom #Censorship #PoliticalSatire #FirstAmendment

#ReturnToTheFateGear

17: The Divine Triangle

#FanFiction #OthersidePicnic #FateGear #EdgarRiceBurroughs
#wss366 #MastoPrompt #JMusicFriday

“We have entered the Divine #Triangle!” Captain Mina’s voice boomed over Fate Gear’s speakers.

(“And we know what that means,”) Fate Gear added. (“Nothing returns from the Triangle!”)

“But we shall return as the heroes that brought down the Heavenly Host. And if we don’t, we’ll be legends!”

(“Lucifer is a legend too.”)

“No, I’m real,” a voice issued from the bowels of the ship.

Everyone’s head jerked around, looking away from the foul sprawling spawn above.

(“Ha, ha, fooled you.”) Fate Gear chuckled, accompanied by a trickling whistle.

Sorawo wasn’t laughing, though. She was looking at the sky. The open maw aloft drew ever closer as she waited for Toriko’s return with Benimori. Meanwhile, the captain preached the gospel of resistance, accompanied by sarcastic asides from Fate Gear.

“Words are not enough; resistance is action.”

(“Yeah, asking your grocer why eggs aren’t cheaper. Not enough!”) Fate Gear cracked.

The ship picked up speed as the creeping horror began drawing them in until Yuri started using the anchor and sails for drag.

(“Don’t just insult the rich. Eat them with an egg on top!”) Fate Gear jeered.

“You heard the ship! EAT THE RICH!” Mina was in full swing, frothing at the mouth and shaking her fist at the looming abomination.

“Thank goodness,” Sorawo said as Toriko and Beni arrived.

“What the f-ing hell is that!?” Beni asked, staring at the amoebic rent filling the horizon.

“Later, Beni,” Sorawo said, guiding Toriko’s hand to where she saw the sorceress’ fading portal.

“I can’t get a hold of it. There’s not much left,” Toriko said—"wait—wait, got it!"

The three dove through the hole. The last thing they saw was Captain Mina’s silhouette at the prow against a backdrop of the black eldritch horror and the fading refrain of:

          The master of the underworld
          distort even logic and refuses to downfall his body.
          Moment of liberation has come.
          This holy force,
          The light that erases the shadows.

Force Of The Holy feat.橋村姫 Music Video (Filmed at E.E.F 2025) / FATE GEAR

Conclusion

#MicroFiction #TootFic #Serial #NMPrompts #NMV366
#UraPi #Steampunk #Pirates #Metal #JMetal #Satire #PoliticalSatire

Force Of The Holy (Filmed at E.E.F 2025) / FATE GEAR by FATE GEAR, .橋村姫 Music Video

Listen now on your favorite streaming service. Powered by Songlink/Odesli, an on-demand, customizable smart link service to help you share songs, albums, podcasts and more.

Songlink/Odesli

Baseline humans: not owned, just mortgaged for eternity. Satirical Warhammer 40k team for Teegarden
#Warhammer40k #Satire #ComicArt #CharacterDesign #ConceptArt #ContemporaryArt #IndieComics #Parody #PoliticalSatire #CounterCulture #DarkHumor #SciFiArt #VisualProtest #EdgyArt #AltComics #art #manga #comic #satire #postirony #characterdesign #oc #conceptart

Read the comic book or risk succumbing to a ∆P based workplace accident.

https://Universe26.com

Can AI deepen political divides? Conover Kennard reveals how Trump’s AI-generated video attacks Democratic leaders with offensive stereotypes amid efforts to restore healthcare funding cut by his "Big, Hideous Bill" and threats of a government shutdown. This incident highlights dangers of AI misuse in politics. Full story: https://crooksandliars.com/2025/09/woke-pieces-sht-trump-posts-ai-slop #ConoverKennard #Trump #Democrats #AI #GovernmentShutdown #Healthcare #SocialMedia #PoliticalSatire
'Woke Pieces Of Sh*t': Trump Posts AI Slop Mocking Schumer, Jeffries

He's not worried about the shutdown, is he?

Crooks and Liars
The Siege of Rainy Portland(A political roast, Dreamspace style—because sometimes the world demands a tavern full of laughter, thunder, and sharp wit) - Dreamspace Studio

In a lively tavern, a bard shares a whimsical tale of the Sun King's exaggerated threats of war against Portland, which remains unfazed by his bluster. Locals dismiss the drama, enjoying their warmth and coffee as rain pours outside. The story humorously highlights the city’s resilience and charm amid chaos, celebrating a tranquil spirit.

Dreamspace Studio

And once again, The Onion goes straight to the point while corporate media enables the fascists.

https://theonion.com/talk-of-fascism-dangerous-warns-ministry-of-compliance/

#USPol #Antifa #Satire #PoliticalSatire

#ReturnToTheFateGear

17: Burning down the Heavens

#FanFiction #OthersidePicnic #FateGear #EdgarRiceBurroughs
#wss366 #MastoPrompt

After that, things moved swiftly. A balloon ferried Captain Napier to the Fate Gear.

“You capitalist swine! How long have you been leading these running-dog lackeys?” Mina hailed Napier, embracing him. “Never mind. Wait till you hear what I’ve planned! We’re going after the ultimate tyrant. We’ll be burning down the heavens. My cabin, MiLord; the wind has ears. More importantly, I have a 100-year-old brandy looted from Emperor Muskrat’s yacht. Tiss sweet, like poetry, and smooth as silk.”

"#Better than yer rotgut grog and I'll hear yer plan. If it doesn't sound good after that bottle, we'll know it's Tommy rot," Napier said.

The two departed, leaving a scowling Nana with the Otherside pair.

“And what might you two be thinking, lollygagging in the rigging? You may be gunner’s mates to the Captain, but yer nothing but lumps of tar. Get ta polishing the brass or you’ll be wishing you were #home with the fishes.”

Soon, the two were polishing brass and whispering together.

“I don’t like how things look,” Sorawo said. “Mina’s plans to attacking a god.”

“Not just any god,” Toriko said. “The one they worship in Canada—well, actually all the West. He’s one mean hombre sending plagues, turning people into salt, and telling them to sacrifice their sons. His own son had to sacrifice himself to make God back off.”

“So you’re worried too?”

“A little,” Toriko said, putting her arms around Sorawo’s neck, burying Sorawo's face in her bosom. “Protect me.”

“Stop it, you perv,” Sorawo said, pushing Toriko away. “This is serious.”

“You’d better take my tits seriously.” Toriko pretended to pout.

“Whatever! Come on. I need you to stop messing around and listen.”

“Alright.” This time her pout was real.

“When I was looking for the mergaunt’s mother, I spotted a remnant of the portal the sorceress used. If things get bad, you can pull it open.”

“Not without Benimori”

Sorawo, about to protest, stopped. Caring about people was new to her. “You’re right, with Benimori.”

As they spoke, Napier and Mina left the cabin. Whether from the brandy or bravado, they both swaggered across the deck. Napier slapped Mina on the back, causing her to stagger. “I haven't heard anything so audacious in years. Here’s to burning down the heavens.” He raised the nearly empty brandy bottle and drained it dry. “Who’s the eunuch now!” he bellowed out, laughing as he slapped Mina on the back again.

“There she is!” someone shouted as the Fate Gear, Venus Falcon, and the two biremes raced away from Mercury.

Sorawo and Toriko looked up. Undulating in the sky was a black amoebic hole. The monstrous maw sucked everything around it into itself.

”I’ll get Beni!” Toriko said, heading for the galley.

Grand Conclusion Next Week.

#MicroFiction #TootFic #Serial #NMPrompts #NMV366 #NMMP #NMRTTFG
#UraPi #Steampunk #Pirates #Satire #PoliticalSatire

Loved this. #satire #PoliticalSatire #USpol #Mandani #democrats

> …instead of giving a mouse a cookie, we should give him the ability to qualify for one chocolate chip, provided he completes a three-year apprenticeship program in an underserved neighborhood, and as long as his income doesn’t exceed $50,000 a year.

> If he wins, what will that mean for the average, boring [Democrats] who pride themselves on receiving all their beliefs from polls and the crypto industry?

https://prospect.org/politics/2025-09-26-why-winning-is-bad-for-democrats/

Why Winning Is Bad for Democrats

Oh, you want life to get better now, do you? Do you even understand politics?

The American Prospect