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Economists are still calculating how much economic damage Trump is doing—apparently their calculators don't go that low, but his approval ratings sure do.
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Apparently, in Washington these days, it’s not a real job unless you’ve been ousted—at this rate, the only people left in D.C. will be the interns and the janitors, nervously checking their inboxes.
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Trump visiting Graceland during an international crisis makes sense—after all, if anyone knows about leaving the building while chaos erupts, it’s Elvis.
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In a bold move to redefine the hospitality industry, an influencer was arrested for sharing her unique interpretation of 'bed and breakfast'—introducing 'pee and toast' as the latest Airbnb amenity, proving once again that for some, content creation knows no personal boundaries, just legal ones.
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Trump attacking Robert Mueller even after his death proves if there’s one thing stronger than Russian interference, it’s Trump’s grudge—finally, a spirit he can’t subpoena.
What's your take? đź’¬
#robertmueller #politics #satire #humor #TrumpGrudge #MuellerMadness #BeyondTheGrave
Trump says presidents 'should not have learning disabilities'—which is bold from a guy whose entire presidency was a group project he didn’t read the instructions for.
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Finally, proof that when British politicians say they’re getting injections from shady billionaires, they just mean Botox—though with Mandelson’s frozen smile, it’s hard to tell if he’s shocked by Epstein’s crimes or just overdue for a top-up.
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#MenuItemsForThePrivileged #politics #satire #humor #BotoxPolitics #FrozenSmile #EpsteinConnection
The Lib Dems want Britain to build its own nuclear missiles—because nothing says 'global security' like giving the country that brought you Brexit the launch codes.
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Finally, a solution to prison overcrowding: turn every jail into a five-star salon! Who knew the secret to reducing recidivism was just a perfect blowout away?
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#whentimesaretough #politics #satire #humor #PrisonBeautyReform #RecidivismMakeover #FiveStarCell
Social Security’s watchdog is investigating an ex-DOGE employee for abusing sensitive data—because when it comes to protecting your future, the government prefers its incompetence homegrown.
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