Federal Conservasaur leader Putrid Pooleaver demands formal audit of further explosive evidence of corruption, blames Prime Minister for the disappearance of the 29th day of February.
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Federal Conservasaur leader Putrid Pooleaver reportedly suprised that the Rouleau Commission report needed more than 270 pages of evidence and careful deliberation to say "Everything is Justin's fault amiright?!!!"
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The Rouleau Commission report released this week concludes that the government of Ontario Premier Doodles Ford was totally unwilling to assist with the blockade in Ottawa, but might have shown some interest if the Ottawa protesters had declared themselves land developers.
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While in Ottawa recently, Alberta premier Downadeepwell Smith created an inspirational political video exhorting all Canadians to end divisive politics and to work together to build a strong Canada where even muddle-brained codswallop about First Nations history and climate-change may one day be welcomed as if she actually had a clue any day of the week.
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Federal Conservasaur leader Putrid Pooleaver repeated that if his party forms the next government he intends to defund the CBC because journalism and reading are dangerous woke leftist habits that lead to crazy thinking. He did not mention whether he would advise the CBC to sustain itself by investing in cryptocurrency and NFTs.
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After University of Lethbridge cancels lecture by crackpot former professor (Widdowson, not Peterson) who has maintained that residential schools had a positive side, Alberta's Education minister announced bold new measures to strengthen Albertans' Freedumb of Shpiel.
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"government will never loom larger than liberty in our lives" and that "protecting Arkansans and defending their freedoms is my top priority."
- Sarah the Huckster Bee
Ah yes, Arkansas, 50th in Education, 10th in murder by firearms but first in liberty!
Alberta fill-in Premier Downadeepwell Smith continues to grapple with allegations of judicial interference and with challenges stemming from what observers estimate to be no more than two spoonfuls of functioning brain.
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Freedumb protesters said to be planning a reunion event in 2023 have reportedly splintered into two main factions: those who demand that the Governor General dissolve Parliament and join them to form a coalition that will save Canada from imminent collapse into an organ-harvesting leftist dictatorship, and those who have a consistently poor grasp of reality.
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