Alberta Premier Downadeepwell Smith has sent another long letter to the Prime Minister, in which she asserts her non-negotiable requirements for any future discussion: a veto for all federal policy proposals, and the Maple Leaf on the flag shall be replaced by an overflowing oil can and some bright yellow smiley faces.

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While in Ottawa recently, Alberta premier Downadeepwell Smith created an inspirational political video exhorting all Canadians to end divisive politics and to work together to build a strong Canada where even muddle-brained codswallop about First Nations history and climate-change may one day be welcomed as if she actually had a clue any day of the week.

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Alberta premier Downadeepwell Smith is reportedly ill following handshake with PM Justin Turtledove, sources say she is consulting with her homeopath for a remedy to her arm being rejected by rest of her body.

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After University of Lethbridge cancels lecture by crackpot former professor (Widdowson, not Peterson) who has maintained that residential schools had a positive side, Alberta's Education minister announced bold new measures to strengthen Albertans' Freedumb of Shpiel.

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Alberta fill-in Premier Downadeepwell Smith continues to grapple with allegations of judicial interference and with challenges stemming from what observers estimate to be no more than two spoonfuls of functioning brain.

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Premier Downadeepwell Smith of the unceded, unconquered province of Alberta reportedly continues to make progress in learning to identify characteristics of the Canadian legal system that differ from whatever nonsense typically fills the heads of UCP crackpots.

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Post-Kenney fill-in Premier Downadeepwell Smith of the unceded and unconquered province of Alberta has clarified that she used "imprecise" language about having discussed cases with Crown prosecutors, what she really meant to say is that she was in fact "shooting off her mouth in all directions."

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Federal conservasaur leader Putrid Pooleaver spoke at the Freedumb Centre for Public Policy in Winnipeg this week, where he further described his vision of a future where all Canadians, whether white or something else less desirable, can parade half-baked opinions and maybe even lead a federal party to unforeseen depths of self-inflicted shame. But on the other hand, he avoided mentioning crypto.

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