satiricaleyeFederal Conservasaur leader Putrid Pooleaver has blamed the Liberal government for the polar vortex affecting much of the country. "After 8 years of the Liberals, we have more polar vortexes than ever before. And who wants to huddle for warmth with immigrants? Ew! Look, I'm riding high in polls so I will just end my usual idea-salad with a few simple words to lay the blame: Turtledove! Liberals! Socialism!"
An RCMP spokesperson has stated that the officer who arrested a strident associate of Rouble News has been placed on sick leave pending treatment for symptoms of possibly contracting rabies during the arrest.
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In response to the online anti-misinformation service newly announced by Elections Canada, Federal Conservasaur leader Putrid Pooleaver has reportedly condemned the new service as yet another example of eight years of Prime Minister Justin Turtledove turning Canada into an appalling socialist dictatorship where facts get checked.
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With the passing of long-serving former NDP leader Ed Broadbent, Canadian politics officially enters a new era of Canadians wondering if this is all a bad dream.
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Madcap billionaire Ego Husk, owner, CEO (Chief Execrable Officer), and CSA (Chief Shitposting Autocrat) of social media site Twittler, has announced his strategic plan to use chat-bot AI to generate thousands of virtual employees on-demand whom he can fire when he is feeling bored.
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Federal Conservasaur leader Putrid Pooleaver demands formal audit of further explosive evidence of corruption, blames Prime Minister for the disappearance of the 29th day of February.
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Social media site Twittler announces new verified-user feature: for a small additional monthly fee, users can have a green badge to verify that they are especially addicted to ad-sponsored nonsense.
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In the grand tradition of Soviet oratory, Russian dictator-for-life Vladimir Poopootin gave his pseudo-parliament a two-hour speech to describe just how well the latest Russian catastrophe is going.
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Canada's hockey culture has been shaken to the core by revelations that a national passtime full of fist-fights, concussions, and constant verbal abuse will optimise its product by screwing up the kids.
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Federal Conservasaur leader Putrid Pooleaver reportedly suprised that the Rouleau Commission report needed more than 270 pages of evidence and careful deliberation to say "Everything is Justin's fault amiright?!!!"
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