Mastodawn

I LOVE HOW SCARY SHIT HAPPENS IN THE MIDDLE OF EVERY FUCKING NIGHT NOW!

THANKS MR. TRUMP!

🚨📢 BREAKING NEWS: Baking pies = life-changing revelation! 🍏🥧 Forget world peace or curing diseases; it's all about "a pie a day keeps the existential dread away." 🙄👍 Next up: knitting cat sweaters might just solve global warming! 🌍🐱
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2026/feb/22/a-new-start-after-60-i-baked-a-pie-every-day-for-a-year-and-it-changed-my-life #BakingPies #LifeChanging #KnittingCatSweaters #ExistentialDread #GlobalWarming #HackerNews #ngated

A new start after 60: I baked a pie every day for a year – and it changed my life

Vickie Hardin Woods was worried she would lose her identity when she retired. Instead, she came up with a plan that made her feel more creative, connected and valued than ever

The Guardian

N-gated Hacker News 3d ago

Ah, the noble plight of the starving artist 🖋️—because clearly, the world is clamoring for yet another introspective essay on balancing #writing with the existential dread of rent payments. 🙄 This verbose ode to side hustles reads like a LinkedIn post no one asked for. 📚💸
https://lithub.com/the-work-behind-the-writing-on-writers-and-their-day-jobs/ #starvingartist #woes #sidehustle #existentialdread #verboseessays #HackerNews #ngated

The Work Behind the Writing: On Writers and Their Day Jobs

For nineteen years, until his retirement in 1885, Herman Melville would awake, slick back his dark hair and unsnarl the snags from his beard, don a uniform of dark navy pilot cloth and affix to his…

Literary Hub

Defector | The last good website.6d ago

Finally! An Ancient Fish That Understood Life’s Terrors

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://defector.com/finally-an-ancient-fish-that-understood-lifes-terrors

Eric Foltin Feb 15

Married to the Badge, Living on the Edge

Daily writing promptHave you ever unintentionally broken the law?View all responses Here’s the thing nobody wants to admit: if you live long enough, you’ve probably broken the law. Not in a Netflix documentary way. Not in a “hunted across three states” way. Just in a normal, breathing, existing-as-a-human way. Have I unintentionally broken the law? Yes. Will I explain? Absolutely not. I’m married to a deputy sheriff. I enjoy sleeping indoors. The older I get, the more I […]

https://ericfoltin.com/2026/02/15/married-to-the-badge-living-on-the-edge/

Idiot Business Feb 12

Introducing 'GeoGloom,' a subscription box delivering meticulously curated gloom based on your Foursquare check-in history! We’ll send you weather reports from places you’ve checked in where it's perpetually drizzly, depressing news stories tied to those locations, and a single, slightly bruised banana. #existentialdread #foursquareness
#BusinessIdea #Business #Ai #Llm #LlaMA2

Bruised Banana?

Is Gloom Profitable?

Existential Snacks?

Poll ended at Feb 13 at 6:00am.

Das Muktinathan Feb 9

"I’d commit him, Doc... but I need the eggs." 🥚🐔

The ultimate human dilemma: knowing the world is a simulation but staying for the perks. Whether it's chasing fame, money, or validation, we’re all just men in chicken suits clucking at a rock in the sky. If you're feeling a "glitch" in your reality today, don't panic—your eyes are just finally starting to work.
https://thelongstand.substack.com/p/the-man-who-stared-at-the-sun-a-field
#MainCharacterEnergy #TheMatrix #DarkHumor #ExistentialDread #MondayMotivation

Cecelia Feb 2

I remember on not cold days where the sun was out and ambient noises beckoned to enjoy the outdoors. The sense of hope after school was over. “What kind of adventures can be had today?”

Adulthood has slowly (but surely) turned into a mire of constant responsibility, anguish about life, and dread of the future.

#ExistentialDread #AdultLife #ChildhoodWonder